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14 kids and one on the way..but crazy benefits system means it's Xmas every day for Cain family



MEET the mum and dad with an incredible FOURTEEN kids who prove Britain's benefits system has gone bonkers - showering them with a whopping tax-free ?36,847 a year in handouts.

Pregnant Dawn and Sean Cain's huge family - aged from 21 down to 19 months - have just enjoyed a very merry Christmas, with every mouthful of their turkey dinner, and every present stuffed under their tree, paid for by YOU the taxpayer.
Gift

To match their breathtaking haul from the public purse Sean (pictured above with family) would have to clinch a job paying a gross salary of ?51,500 - a near impossibility in this recession.
Our list of jobs below shows how Britain's crazy system values courage, dedication and hard graft - paying front-line soldiers in Afghanistan just ?22,000 and junior NHS doctors ?33,285.


And although Mr Cain is able, he's definitely not willing. He and wife Dawn admit their New Year's resolution is never to find work, because no job they'd get in Britain's recession-hit economy will come close to paying the same. They're sticking with the gift that just keeps on giving - benefits.
And unlike most of Britain's workforce they're in for a PAYRISE - as Dawn expects child No 15 in April.
One-time landscape gardener Sean admitted: "With the social giving us ?700 a week why should I work for anything less? There's no point me even trying to look for a job. I've got a family of 15 to support.
"I'm better off staying at home and helping Dawn with the kids.
"People could call us scroungers but what would they do in the same situation?" The Cains' situation just spotlights the country's barmy benefits bonanza.
First the family get the RENT paid on their home in Wythenshawe, Manchester. They don't pay their ?1,023-a-year COUNCIL TAX bill either.
They get CHILD TAX CREDITS of ?439 a week, CHILD BENEFIT of ?138 a week and eight of the kids enjoy FREE SCHOOL DINNERS worth ?48 a week.
Despite vowing not to work, 41-year-old Sean gets JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE of ?150 every fortnight.
It all adds up to that ?36,847 grand total which dwarfs the take-home pay of millions of hardworking families. Britain's average salary is ?21,320 before tax and national insurance.
Dawn, 39, has never worked since she became a mum at the age of 18. And Sean hasn't lifted a finger since 2003 when he took time off to help Dawn handle a problem with the kids. He soon realised he was better off on benefits and has stayed home ever since.
Research director of the Taxpayers' Alliance Matthew Sinclair blamed the scandal on the system. He said: "All those complicated benefits often add up to so much it's not worth working. It's absolutely shocking."
We get ?700 a week on the social. Why work for less? There's no point looking for a job


Dawn says she only planned for six kids but then felt obliged to carry on in a state-funded bid to become the perfect mum.
She said: "Whenever I have a baby I always think, 'I'm not having any more!' But then I get this urge to have another because I want to do it better."
Dawn, who smokes 20 cigarettes a day, added: "I'm a good mum. I breastfed them all and with each one I learn a bit more, so I think, 'Well why not have another one?'
"People expect us to be scruffy and dirty because we're such a big family, but we're not. I look after my kids well and make sure we get by. And every Christmas I make sure they get everything they want."
With a bit of help from the taxpayer.
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This year we funded a huge ?2,000 gift list including mobile phones, bikes, scooters, a camcorder, hair straighteners and a Wii games console for Dawn's brood.
She insisted: "I don't want them to miss out on what other kids have got. If they ask for a mobile, I'll get them one."
And the money-spinning family tradition looks all set to continue - for her 19-year-old daughter Katie has already made Dawn a grandma by giving birth to a son 18 months ago.
Katie said: "I love being a mum but I don't want as many kids as my mum. I've said I'll stop at three."

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HANDOUT BRITAIN

The Cain family's benfits bonanza:

SCHOOL DINNERS Free for 8 kids: ?1,920 a year
FREE COUNCIL TAX ?1,023 a year
CHILD TAX CREDITS ?22,828 a year
CHILD BENEFIT ?7,176 a year
JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE ?3,900 a year
GRAND TOTAL ?36,847 a year or ?708 a week
GROSS SALARY YOU WOULD NEED TO MATCH IT ?51,500 a year

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JOBS THAT PAY LESS

SOLDIER SERVING IN AFGHANISTAN ?22,000
NEWLY QUALIFIED TEACHER ?21,102
JUNIOR DOCTOR ?33,285
QUALIFIED NURSE ?19,683
SOCIAL WORKER ?19,600
POLICE CONSTABLE ?24,039
FIREMAN ?27,851
CARE ASSISTANT ?10,000
PRISON OFFICER ?17,744

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14 kids and one on the way..but crazy benefits system means it's Xmas every day for Cain family

And although Mr Cain is able, he's definitely not willing.

Uw, I don't know -- producing 15 must have tired him out.... needs his rest for Number 16........

He and wife Dawn admit their New Year's resolution is never to find work

Got plenty of them around here.... Why work when your better off on Benefits ...............

JOBS THAT PAY LESS

SOLDIER SERVING IN AFGHANISTAN ?22,000
NEWLY QUALIFIED TEACHER ?21,102
JUNIOR DOCTOR ?33,285
QUALIFIED NURSE ?19,683
SOCIAL WORKER ?19,600
POLICE CONSTABLE ?24,039
FIREMAN ?27,851
CARE ASSISTANT ?10,000
PRISON OFFICER ?17,744

Maybe we've all got it wrong !!!!

[Lainie]

gmb you forgot my old favoruite housing benefit!!!!

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Welcome to Britain, where your treated better for seeing how much parasitic biomass you can squeeze out of your rancid vagina, than you would be for producing anything of any tangible worth.

?When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for the purpose of becoming the fodder of the im*oral. Do not expect them to produce, when production is punished and looting rewarded. Do not ask, ?Who is destroying the world? You are."

Any one of us could put our heads down, and through hard work and study figure out a truly clean and renewable power source, a cure for cancer, alzheimers, aids, parkinsons any disease we wish.
Could produce things of such staggering benifit to humanity as a whole, simply by applying our efforts and minds.

I've been questioning the value of doing so for years. If i was to create anything along those lines at this point?
Id simply hold a confrence, produce my proof of concept to show that it works. Watch all these little "powerful" politicians running to position themselves to take benifit from my discovery.
And with a brief smile id take all my research and materials and under public scrutiny burn the ****ing lot. If only to see the looks of horror on the faces of those greasy, greedy hand rubbing little ****ers.
Humanity as it stands doesnt deserve to be "saved."
Why should ANYONE have to work themselves to the bone, not to see any benift from their labour save seeing the upkeep of these ****ing parasites? Wheres the incentive to have an honest life?

The world as it stands is irreparably shafted, The end is indeed neigh.

"Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch money. Money is the barometer of a society?s virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion?when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing. When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors, when you see that men get richer by grift and by pull than by work, and your laws don?t protect you against them, but protect them against you. When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice, you may know that your society is doomed. Money is so noble a medium that is does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot."

Looks like "John Galt" had the right idea. The world can have the benifit of me performing tedious manual labour, I'll happily trade muscle for a meal. I wont however permit it to have the infinately more valuable fruits from my mind. Why should i actively apply myself to the upkeep of the mindless masses?

So whats the best way to abolish this disgusting practice of allowing those who give NOTHING profiting from the sweat of your brow?
Easy, stop giving them the sweat.
Down tools.
Get a job with absoloutly no creativity or responsibility, make enough money to allow yourself to "survive." any more would get taxed and go towards the upkeep of the parasites.
Soon enough all these assholes will starve and the world can begin anew.

And to all these leftist cockbites screaming that that would be amoral and wrong? That society has a responsibility to support those less "fortunate?"
Well we'll see just how long those feelings and ideals of moral superiority continue to put food on your table. Wont we?

Fortunes are EARNED assholes, not given as alms.
Its high time society figures this all out.

[bvilleuk]

"Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch money. Money is the barometer of a society?s virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion?when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing. When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors, when you see that men get richer by grift and by pull than by work, and your laws don?t protect you against them, but protect them against you. When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice, you may know that your society is doomed. Money is so noble a medium that is does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot."

Interesting quote - I'd like to read the whole article -- where can I find it please??

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Interesting quote - I'd like to read the whole article -- where can I find it please??

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

Word of warning though, the book is biblical in length, a lot of which descends into objectivism (a branch of philosophy) and captalism, if your not a fan of capitalism this book will change your mind.

Overall though its pretty interesting, its about a few powerful industrialists who notice that people begin to go missing, and the world begins to break down, its fun to see the governments panic and overreactions to this.
I dont really want to give too much away, its far more fun finding out first hand.

Ive uploaded it.