China reinforces reputation for not ****ing about

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China has executed drug-smuggling Briton Akmal Shaikh, reinforcing its international reputation as a country not to **** about with, in any way, shape or form.
The execution came despite political heavyweight Gordon Brown wading into controversy and condemning China?s plans in his strongest possible terms, ?we condemn China?s actions in the strongest possible terms? said Brown.
Many have pointed out that smuggling drugs into a country that kills people who smuggle drugs into the country, is at best ill-advised.
An Asian criminal lawyer told us, ?We try to make clear to our clients that if you?re going to commit a crime, don?t do it in a place where they?ll kill you for it.?
?Try and find a country that punishes drug dealers by putting you up for a couple of years in a nice comfortable room with a television, in fact somewhere like the UK would be perfect.?
?In that case, if you succeed with your smuggling, you win, but if you get caught you are put up in a luxury room, so you win again.?


Reputation
China has long held a reputation for employing barbaric punishments for those who break the law within its borders, with tax fraud now also punishable by death.
A Chinese spokesperson told us, ?Do you know how many of our bankers spend time looking for tax loopholes? None.?
?So you Brits can say what you like about our methods, but our bankers are considerably less despicable than your own.?

[bobwill]

I would just like to point out that Brown is not a political heavywieght as this has shown and its a pity this country didnot copy China and make vistors and any one else who are here to obey are laws.If this loser knew the law why go there and commit a crime Was his mental problems noted before he went to china or after he was caught,I noticed that he had a proper british name

[bvilleuk]

China has executed drug-smuggling Briton Akmal Shaikh, reinforcing its international reputation as a country not to **** about with, in any way, shape or form.

Would that we did that here...... Then they would have to go elsewhere.....

Many have pointed out that smuggling drugs into a country that kills people who smuggle drugs into the country, is at best ill-advised.

I know where this is going!

An Asian criminal lawyer told us, ?We try to make clear to our clients that if you?re going to commit a crime, don?t do it in a place where they?ll kill you for it.?

Do it in England instead.........

?Try and find a country that punishes drug dealers by putting you up for a couple of years in a nice comfortable room with a television, in fact somewhere like the UK would be perfect.?
?In that case, if you succeed with your smuggling, you win, but if you get caught you are put up in a luxury room, so you win again.?

What Country would that be I wonder???!!!

?So you Brits can say what you like about our methods, but our bankers are considerably less despicable than your own.?

Very true........

To many Do Gooders here.

BRING BACK CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

[thered]

BRING BACK CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

kinky i like it

[xant14]

Bi-polar, he didn't know what he was doing!
He managed to sort himself out to get there, flights, check ins, boarding gates.
Wonder if he got travel insurance?

[zaphodbb]

old saying "if you cant do the time dont do the crime" only in this case its a death sentence. so the guy must have had mental problems. trouble with the uk is we expect everyone to obey our laws, what do you think the uk would have said if say 60 years ago china had told us to stop hanging murderers "~~~~ off and mind your own business" i think!