USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN THE MIDDLE EAST

[bvilleuk]

AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my
arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of
your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genitel appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must have
the recipe.

[Meat-Head]

Could you assist with these phrases please.

1) I don't want to pay anything

2) what do you mean you're not going to stop what your are doing to sort
my job out?

3) So why is a cheese burger ?2.20 back home?

4) Your cars are bags of crap here as well

5) Did the taxpayer pay for your car or did you?

6) Your English wife and your kids are very pleasant.

7) Oh you DO park your car in the middle of the car park here as well

8) Oh you can buy them tacky plastic floor mats that are blue in colour
and look like checker plate here. Good.