Why work when I can get ?42,000 in benefits a year AND drive a Mercedes?

[vinc21]

don,t think they wanted a boy looking at the state of him ?

[lfc4life]

Dont even start me..... sponging ~~~~ing bastard and all thats wrong with the uk and all the spongers in this uk can get tae ~~~~ ! we should have a way too stop have too prop this ~~~~ers up!!!

[chroma]

Thinking of a website startup to combat all of this nonsense.

The objective is simple, people donate via paypal to fund purchasing the ammo and the M95 50 cal Bolt action and custom calibrated scope from "a russian friend."

I then sit a kilometer and a half away from the intended targets whom "cant afford to work" and give them some incentive to actualy go out and find a job.

Cant afford to keep all those pesky kids housed? Simple! for a set donation i'll effectively remove all barriers to gainful employment whilst saving the tax payer a fortune!

No need to worry either, at 1500metres the 50 cal's muzzle velocity is such that you never even realise your torso is ripping from your body only to splatter up the nearest wall. its completely humane, your dead before you realise just what the hell kind of train just wrecked your day.

I expect te site to fully take off, so much so that i will need to hire mercenaries to keep up with the workload.
Any vets forgotten by the system after a lifetime fighting for your country? the same country who will willingly hand out huge sums of money to complete spongers instead of, you know, paying for that decent prostetic leg you so very much desire? no problem your country needs YOU!

As an added incentive son, we'll even allow you access to our premium service of handling corrupt politicians!
No better cure in the land for PTSD than ganking the greasy slimy f**ker that sent you out there in the first place.

Its win win, sit back and watch the money roll in till it reaches your bounty threshold and go out and earn your pay.

I expect work to initialy be bountiful however once the public catch on that sponging = watching your entire family splattered around your government funded mansion, i expect it will tail off.

not to worry however, profits will be funneled back into artillery shells and custom built cannons to be manned at dover, only a 6 mile stones throw from calais, where you too could rain down fire on any would be illegal border jumpers.

All applications on a self addressed envelope to the usual address.

[barrowmanandrew]

got my vote, ill be your first member

[jasbo7]

agree with you Lainie, as long as it's there they will claim but if you stop their benefits or reduce them considerably after say 6 months for not finding work by then, what will they do then...lazy ~~~~ers.

[Lainie]

chroma - count me in.

jasbo i dont know the solution but somethings gotta change. ive had people claiming benefit who are repeatedly in and out of jail. as usual they get private landlord furnished accommodation that you and i couldnt afford. the number of people out there to help ex offenders and those with drink and drug problems or asylum seekers is unbelievable. please remember a lot of these people also get dla and loans for this that and everything.my ex had 2 double heart valve replacements by the time he was 30 and there was not a soul to help us. he didnt work (still doesnt) for 17 yrs and i had to keep him. i had to pay all his poll tax and i had to buy my council house as it was cheaper than renting as we got no help. however i continued to work and worked all the overtime i could to get a holiday so you can imagine how i feel when i see these people getting 3 times my salary in benefit and living rent and council tax free.

[davieboy.rfc]

scrounging bastards if you cant afford so many kidz dont have them weve already got 2 many ginger nuts in this world already ..