German postman marries his cat

[caveman_nige]

A German postman has married his cat after being told by the vet that the ill feline would not live much longer.
Uwe Mitzscherlich, a 39-year-old from Dresden, even dressed up Cecilia in white for the big day, reports Metro.co.uk.
An actress had to perform registrar duties after gobsmacked officials refused to carry out the ceremony.
Mitzscherlich bought the five-year-old Cecilia in 2000 and claims it was love at first sight.
The newly-wed admitted: "We constantly smooch and she has slept in my bed from the beginning of our relationship."
Stand in registrar, Christin-Maria Lohri, added: "I thought it was a joke at first, but quickly came to understand that Mr Mitzscherlich wanted to achieve his heart's desire."

[patkins]

Well, were all fond of a bit of pussy.

[gizmo.1484]

I wonder where they went on there honeymoon.
I bet they stayed in the honeymoon suite as well.
I wonder which one was the dominant one .....
I bet he likes four play

[shellbob]

No doggie style then

[radioham]

A German postman has married his cat after being told by the vet that the ill feline would not live much longer.
Uwe Mitzscherlich, a 39-year-old from Dresden, even dressed up Cecilia in white for the big day, reports Metro.co.uk.
An actress had to perform registrar duties after gobsmacked officials refused to carry out the ceremony.
Mitzscherlich bought the five-year-old Cecilia in 2000 and claims it was love at first sight.
The newly-wed admitted: "We constantly smooch and she has slept in my bed from the beginning of our relationship."
Stand in registrar, Christin-Maria Lohri, added: "I thought it was a joke at first, but quickly came to understand that Mr Mitzscherlich wanted to achieve his heart's desire."

Das ist eine NUTCASE!!!!!!!!!!!JAWOHL or something!!!Cheers Chas.

[patkins]

I wonder where they went on there honeymoon.
I bet they stayed in the honeymoon suite as well.
I wonder which one was the dominant one .....
I bet he likes four play

They probably went to Katmandu. I bet the cat dominated and yes, he probably loves FUR play. By the way, would that have been Postman Pat and Jess by any chance?

[barrowmanandrew]

for ~~~~ sake, hope he doesnt consumate the marriage, sicko well you know what they say, in sickness and in health, fur richer, fur poorer

[aftermath]

Postman Pat and his black and white cat, lmfao

[kermitthefrog]

poor cat to spend its entire 9 lives with a german sex freak !