Britain pays Calais migrants ?3,500 to go home -

[Gumbo]

wow your right .. it s much worse than i thought.
somehow i think your pulling my leg,
so untie your nob.

Yep you're right, I'm stupid enough to work and pay taxes; although flipping burgers on a motor-way stall hardly stimulates my libido.

[chroma]

Its only a few grand for some brownings and enough sandbags to make pill boxes, ammo is way cheaper too.

I figure its less an incentive to border jump if you see your mate Ishmael being ripped to smithereens by tracerfire than it is to get a handout from the gubbbernment.

[Canker_Canison]

I feel the same way about some council estates around here.

Roving death squads around the borders.

[chroma]

I feel the same way about some council estates around here.

Roving death squads around the borders.

Theres undreds of people with nowt to do on their weekends due to a blanket ban on fox hunting, seems to me theres a queue of free volunteers ready to take up arms. Ties in nicely with Camerons new plan on hiddenly fleecing the entire uk population by cutting spending to essential services.

People like Moat and Bird could easily have vented their psychosis across the firing line, rather than you know the alternative of going on a rampage.

Hell i could even rig up a few servos and webcams with infrared scopes and set up a webpage charging extortionate prices, say ?5000 for a 500 round belt and your chance to bag a live human.
Entirely non profit, any excess from maintainance and ammo would go into a slush fund for improving schools, setting up youth services or the like.
The only downside is that you cant have a trophy, people are apparently too sensitive to the issue of having people beheaded as is, never mind to do so for a mantlepiece ornament.

Ive got a million and one ideas on how to both solve the issue and make money from it, none of it makes provision for handing over public money to any border jumper who wants to try their luck.

[Canker_Canison]

Would one of your favorite films be The Running Man?