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  • aftermath
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 4345

    #1

    I will never complain about shaving again

    China's 'hairy man' to have surgery to play Monkey King



    full story..

    32-year-old Yu Zhenhuan has hair that covers 96 per cent of his body, due to a rare hormone imbalance.

    Having previously starred in a number of movies and flirting with a singing career, Zhenhuan attempted to land the lead role of The Monkey King in a television adaptation of Journey to the West.

    Unfortunately, the director decided that he wasn't attractive enough, prompting Zhenhuan's decision to undergo surgery.

    'I thought I was the best candidate, as I look like a monkey and my nickname is monkey man,' he stated.

    'I read through the book and found professional hair dressers to make me into a real monkey man. But I failed the audition because I am not good looking enough.

    'I am going to have surgery to get rid of the hair and facial plastic surgery to make myself look more like a pretty monkey, and make the director regret his decision,' he told the China Youth Times.
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Would love to just 'flick' a lighter on that fur, see what happens

    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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    • barrowmanandrew
      V.I.P. Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 3427

      #3
      the hair should be the least of his worries,
      i'd be more concerned with the ~~~~in nose.
      Sort of reminds me of a neanderthall.

      here what he may look like after a fight with a mach 3 blade..




      Last edited by barrowmanandrew; 23 July, 2010, 18:53.

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Originally posted by barrowmanandrew
        the hair should be the least of his worries,
        i'd be more concerned with the ~~~~in nose.
        Sort of reminds me of a neanderthall.

        here what he may look like after a fight with a machete-vac..






        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • Gumbo
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 88

          #5
          'I am going to have surgery to get rid of the hair and facial plastic surgery to make myself look more like a pretty monkey, and make the director regret his decision,' he told the China Youth Times.
          Yep, that'll show them.

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          • cactikid
            V.I.P. Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 12017

            #6
            never use veet then, leaves you smooth as silk

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            • Cronus
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 692

              #7
              Can he shit properly or does it just stick in his arse hairs?

              His arse cheeks must be like sandpaper rubbing together when he walks!!

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              • cactikid
                V.I.P. Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 12017

                #8
                cant see
                Last edited by cactikid; 24 July, 2010, 09:14.

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                • hoggy952
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1229

                  #9
                  I bet when he visits the zoo he gets loads of monkey whistles.
                  and probably monkey nuts as well

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