Vagina tree predicts winning Lotto numbers

[Cronus]

WINNING lottery numbers have been predicted in Thailand by a tree that resembles a VAGINA!


According to reports, intrigued villagers in the northern province of Phayao say they saw ?008? in the trunk of an ?obscene? tamarind tree, and it turned out to be a hit for those who played the numbers in the lottery.



Although the tree is nearly 100 years old, locals say it only caught their attention when it recently developed a ?fist-sized sparkling? mound on top of a two-foot-long gash in its trunk. They believe the bizarre combination forms a resemblance to a vagina.
Widespread gossip of the hit numbers have piqued the curiosity of many, but no further successful predictions have been reported.


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[gmb45]

two-foot-long gash

reminds of the missus that

[super jumbe]

You will be surprised what the trees are up to when we are slipping.

WARNING:
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[racin-snake]

and here was me waiting on that wooden twat mystic meg tpo come up with the no's too

whats the world comming to when a clump tree gives lottery predictions ffs

[Cronus]

reminds of the missus that

She would ~~~~ing kill you if she saw you'd posted that mate

[pupender2011]

Hello
A lottery is a form of gambling which involves the drawing of lots for a prize.Lottery is outlawed by some governments, while others endorse it to the extent of organizing a national or state lottery. It is common to find some degree of regulation of lottery by governments. At the beginning of the 20th century, most forms of gambling, including lotteries and sweepstakes, were illegal in many countries, including the U.S.A. and most of Europe. This remained so until after World War II. In the 1960s casinos and lotteries began to appear throughout the world as a means to raise revenue in addition to taxes.

[Meat-Head]

Hello
A lottery is a form of gambling which involves the drawing of lots for a prize.Lottery is outlawed by some governments, while others endorse it to the extent of organizing a national or state lottery. It is common to find some degree of regulation of lottery by governments. At the beginning of the 20th century, most forms of gambling, including lotteries and sweepstakes, were illegal in many countries, including the U.S.A. and most of Europe. This remained so until after World War II. In the 1960s casinos and lotteries began to appear throughout the world as a means to raise revenue in addition to taxes.

Yeah, ok nice first post, did a bit of digging first then.

You advert link - seems to be for Emerica not Ingland

[jcgrumbles]

if that tree resembles a vagina i feel heartilly sorry for you...

[hypersonic]

Elephant or trunk ?

I thought it was a dead elephant at first ~ then I realised it was just a trunk!

[dingledangle]

the bloke in the pic is about to mount it