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  • aftermath
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 4345

    #1

    top 10 lies Woman tell men

    1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
    2. It wasn't expensive
    3. I'm on my way
    4. That was the best sex ever!
    5. My phone ran out of credit/battery/signal
    6. It's not you, it's me
    7. I haven't touched it
    8. I've got a headache
    9. It's what I've always wanted
    10. I don't fancy anyone else!
  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    I could not agree more!

    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

    Note:
    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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    • sapeka
      Top Poster
      • May 2010
      • 113

      #3
      yes agree yes

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      • manxspud
        DK Veteran
        • Jul 2009
        • 1768

        #4
        What about the old classic 'size dosent matter'

        @manx

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        • maca
          Mr. DK DJ
          • Feb 2009
          • 6310

          #5
          i cooked it myself

          no i dont mind if you go out

          i dont like anal sex

          i dont fart

          she looks nice

          no we dont need to decorate..

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          • patkins
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 3662

            #6
            I`ll put the garbage out.

            Your mother is more than welcome to stay.

            Why dont you go out for a drink with the lads.

            My bum looks big in this.

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            • the man
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2010
              • 1660

              #7
              Its your baby
              i don't even know a Leroy .
              all new babies have Afro's
              the babies dark because i sunbathed a lot
              Last edited by the man; 15 October, 2010, 03:20.

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              • dctyper
                V.I.P. Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 2539

                #8
                Originally posted by manxspud
                What about the old classic 'size dosent matter'

                @manx
                i dont get that
                Wavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd

                previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable screw you nag3


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                • aftermath
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 4345

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dctyper
                  i dont get that
                  i do all the time

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                  • manxspud
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 1768

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dctyper
                    i dont get that
                    bragger

                    @manx

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                    • Canker_Canison
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 3905

                      #11
                      Originally posted by manxspud
                      bragger

                      @manx

                      You misunderstand manx. He doesn't get it...because he doesn't get 'it'.

                      If your only experiance involves sleeping no your hand & a roll of selotape, there's no one there to complain about size
                      Canker

                      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                      - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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