top 10 lies Woman tell men

[aftermath]

1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. It wasn't expensive
3. I'm on my way
4. That was the best sex ever!
5. My phone ran out of credit/battery/signal
6. It's not you, it's me
7. I haven't touched it
8. I've got a headache
9. It's what I've always wanted
10. I don't fancy anyone else!

[super jumbe]

I could not agree more!

[sapeka]

yes agree yes

[manxspud]

What about the old classic 'size dosent matter'

@manx

[maca]

i cooked it myself

no i dont mind if you go out

i dont like anal sex

i dont fart

she looks nice

no we dont need to decorate..

[patkins]

I`ll put the garbage out.

Your mother is more than welcome to stay.

Why dont you go out for a drink with the lads.

My bum looks big in this.

[the man]

Its your baby
i don't even know a Leroy .
all new babies have Afro's
the babies dark because i sunbathed a lot

[dctyper]

What about the old classic 'size dosent matter'

@manx

i dont get that

[aftermath]

i dont get that

i do all the time

[manxspud]

i dont get that

bragger

@manx

[Canker_Canison]

bragger

@manx

You misunderstand manx. He doesn't get it...because he doesn't get 'it'.

If your only experiance involves sleeping no your hand & a roll of selotape, there's no one there to complain about size