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  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    with this minger i thee wed

    Engaged ... Tom Clifford and Janine Walker





    BRITAIN'S first dating agency for ugly people is celebrating an unlikely milestone ? its first engagement.
    Tom Clifford and Janine Walker met in person just a month ago and are planning to marry in December following a whirlwind online romance.
    They got engaged this week after four dates and a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners.
    Tom, 36, a carpet fitter who admits he has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: "I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
    "I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right, but my life changed when I met Janine.

    "She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can't believe this is happening."
    Tom, who has been single since 1998, spotted Janine, 31, on theuglybugball.com in late August.
    The dating site was set up a year ago for the "aesthetically challenged".
    He sent her an email saying: "Dear Janine, Just seen your beautiful face on The Ugly Bug Ball and would love to meet up. You live near me, so this shouldn't be a problem.
    "I've got a face that makes children cry but, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder - and I think you'll love me too."
    Janine, a shop assistant who lives with her parents, agreed.
    "The rest, as they say, is history," she said.
    The pair are now planning an intimate wedding for friends and family near their homes in Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.
    They have also been offered a free honeymoon to Borth in Wales, courtesy of The Ugly Bug Ball.
    A spokesman for the site said: "This is our first engagement, and we are obviously delighted for them both.
    "We offered them the trip to Borth because we have a company caravan there and wish them every success in the future."

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  • aftermath
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 4345

    #2
    well they might look ugly when sober,.

    have a few pints then you will start saying maybe i would,

    after 10 pints , then anyone will do

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    • hugjam
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 46

      #3
      i love happy endings.god is good.

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      • Cronus
        Banned
        • Dec 2009
        • 692

        #4
        Originally posted by aftermath
        well they might look ugly when sober,.

        have a few pints then you will start saying maybe i would,

        after 10 pints , then anyone will do
        Look at this 'bride' in this one aftermath...



        How many pints would it take to drill that one mate???

        I'd imagine a lot more than 10...

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        • bald rick
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2010
          • 514

          #5
          Looks like a Tranny, send me back to Afghanistan

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          • barrowmanandrew
            V.I.P. Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 3427

            #6
            i've love to see him carry that over the threshold... .
            does she remind you of anyone famous????


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            • Cronus
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 692

              #7
              That's the trouble with the old beer goggles...

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              • barrowmanandrew
                V.I.P. Member
                • Nov 2009
                • 3427

                #8
                not to mention your cider viser...

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                • RSwire
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1247

                  #9
                  Guys does it really matter when you only need to see the top of their head.
                  A DAY YOU DIDN'T LEARN SOMTHING NEW IS A WASTED DAY.

                  Please don't pm me for keys, that is what the forum is for.

                  If it helped, please use the thanks button, if thanks isn't enough use the scales.

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                  • Grizz
                    DK Veteran
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 1598

                    #10
                    Glad to see Matt Lucas met someone nice after Little Britain finished up.





                    Worst wedding photo shoot… All things heinous, trashy, and hilarious in weddings!

                    Last edited by Grizz; 30 October, 2010, 00:44. Reason: spelling

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                    • cablevirginmedia709
                      Newbie
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 2

                      #11
                      This is............

                      This is paul o grady,off itv friday night......and Lilly Savage,thats right...yea steve Quinn

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                      • Cronus
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 692

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RSwire
                        Guys does it really matter when you only need to see the top of their head.
                        You've had some bad info there mate.

                        The old saying is "You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

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                        • RSwire
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1247

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cronus
                          You've had some bad info there mate.

                          The old saying is "You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."


                          " Any port in a storm" my friend.

                          "Slap a thigh and ride the wave in"
                          A DAY YOU DIDN'T LEARN SOMTHING NEW IS A WASTED DAY.

                          Please don't pm me for keys, that is what the forum is for.

                          If it helped, please use the thanks button, if thanks isn't enough use the scales.

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                          • barrowmanandrew
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 3427

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RSwire
                            Guys does it really matter when you only need to see the top of their head.
                            or the back of it

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                            • Cronus
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 692

                              #15
                              Yeah but no matter how wasted you are it should be an offence to fck man pigs!!!

                              It would have to be the storm of the century to do the business with some horrors.

                              Sometimes even beer goggles are no excuse.

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