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  • Cronus
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 692

    #1

    BIG Bloomers

    The new XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear for women with a 105in waistline (and they're flying off the shelves)


    A company which makes the world's biggest knickers has been forced to make even larger underwear - for women who are a size 74 with 105in waistlines.

    The Big Bloomers Company was set up by mother and daughter Dianne and Laura Mannering earlier this year making underwear up to XXXXXXXXL for 35 stone women.
    But they were inundated with calls from obese women around the world claiming they are too small.






    So the pair have developed their latest range - which are a staggering XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL - to fit 45 stone women who have a 8.75ft waistline and a dress size of 74.

    Women from New Zealand, France and Australia have already been clamouring for the items, which have been flying off the shelves since going on sale last week.






    Dianne, 68, of Penryn, Cornwall said: 'We realised there was a woeful lack of selection and so decided to cater for much larger women, which proved very popular.

    'But I have to admit I was very surprised when I started receiving phone calls asking for even bigger ones.

    'We ship them around the world and, at the moment, New Zealand and Australia are the biggest takers.

    'Our customers have been very enthusiastic and have given us help to tweak the design and make the knickers more accommodating.'

    Retired insurance broker Dianne set up the Big Bloomers Company with daughter Laura, 46,in April after spotting the gap in the market.

    Within weeks they were being contacted by customers begging them to make larger garments.

    And now they have launched their 'super-super size' range and have already sold around 100 items since they went on sale last week.

    The company, which sends a mail order catalogue to customers, also sells tights and gowns, which uses an incredible six metres of fabric.

    The Big Bloomers Company: The new XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL underwear for women with a 105-inch waistline (and they're flying off the shelves) | Mail Online





    I think they should make some with slogans on..

    'My fanny is in here somewhere..'


    Also a crotchless version.


    Can you imagine putting them over your head and sniffing!









  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Originally posted by Cronus





    Such an amazing photo, it had to be quoted

    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      ffs cronus m8 you really need to get out a bit more

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      • Cronus
        Banned
        • Dec 2009
        • 692

        #4
        Originally posted by maca58
        ffs cronus m8 you really need to get out a bit more
        I know mate but if you pull something that fits those then you need to be prepared. That gusset must be thicker than a gurkha's foreskin!!!

        I was bored and pissed. I apologise!!!
        Last edited by Cronus; 2 December, 2010, 02:00.

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        • Lainie
          V.I.P. Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 3062

          #5
          ~~~~ mine look like a thong compared to them lmao
          sigpic

          Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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          • Cronus
            Banned
            • Dec 2009
            • 692

            #6
            Ha ha!!

            These things are out there...beware!!!
            Last edited by Cronus; 2 December, 2010, 08:11.

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            • chroma
              V.I.P. Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 1976

              #7
              Do they come with pegs and poles? I don't see where I can attach the guy lines either.
              You could sleep an entire troop of scouts in those.
              He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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              • cablefreejunkie
                DK Veteran
                • Jul 2008
                • 1717

                #8
                thats a ~~~~in hamock
                youre winding us up
                The control of information is the consolidation of power

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                • gmb45
                  Admin Assistant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 7538

                  #9
                  imagine whats inside em be like john waynes saddle bags
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                  • skywash
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1002

                    #10
                    somewhere to hold a wedding reception methinks

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