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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Downing Street to get new cat

    A cat is to be installed in Downing Street to help combat a growing rat problem.
    A number of recent sightings of a rat scurrying behind television reporters during bulletins from the street outside the Prime Minister?s front door have forced No10 to act.
    Humphrey, the Downing Street cat, in 1997
    David Cameron's aides have confirmed they will look for a new cat.
    A No10 official said: ?We have not yet been to Battersea cats and dogs home ? not yet.?
    Cats in Downing Street have had a chequered history. A black and white cat called Humphrey ? after the character in the hit comedy Yes, Minister - was adopted by No10 staff in 1989 while Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister. Humphrey had wandered into the building as a stray.
    But when Tony Blair?s New Labour romped to victory in 1997 the cat was moved out within six months of the Blairs entering No10. Mr Blair?s office denied that the cat was banished because Cheri Blair disliked it.
    Humphrey died in March 2006 at the home of a civil servant who cared for him during his "retirement".
    Next into the fray was Sybil, owned by Alistair Darling?s wife Maggie. It was brought down from the then-Chancellor?s Edinburgh home to Downing Street in a bid to rid the house of mice.
    But Sybil did not settle and returned home.
    The new threat of rodents was illustrated last week when Gary O'Donoghue, a BBC political correspondent, was delivering a report from Downing Street. A large rat ran behind him and past the door of No10.

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  • frankharrison
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    • Jun 2008
    • 88

    #2
    But can the Country afford it?

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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
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      #3
      In 1997 a cat called Humphrey was brought in number 10 but during the stay of Cheri Blair at number 10 she disliked the cat and the cat died in March 2006, as long as Cheri Blair were in number 10 the rats multiplied and they needed another cat to get rid of rats, now after a very long debates in the number 10 they have decided to get a new cat, but what are they going to named the new cat?

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      • cgscott
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        • Jul 2008
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        #4
        Hope the cat get the same perks as MP's. Claim maybe for a second catflap inthe Mayfair area for ?300,000.
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        • msocsci
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          • May 2010
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          #5
          Is it being brought in to combat the co-alition rat problem?

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          • opsmonkey
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            • Nov 2008
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            #6
            they should have got a Jack Russell..

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            • badapple
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              • Dec 2008
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              #7
              Not so long ago, no. 10 had this dog!



              ...and he ~~~~ed everybody!
              SLOWLY, OUR FREEDOM IS BEING ERASED.
              SOON, WE WILL JUST BE A NUMBER.
              IF WE DON'T FOLLOW, WE WILL BE ERASED.

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              • Meat-Head
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                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #8
                BUMP

                Do we have a costing for this yet?

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                • GastonJ
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                  • Dec 2009
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                  #9
                  The only rats in Downing Street are those that call themselves MP's, vermin one and all. The new cat they should get should be this one

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                  • Meat-Head
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                    • Oct 2009
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                    #10
                    ON TOPIC:-

                    Anybody know which is the offical "larry the cat" on Twitter
                    think one an imposter!

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                    • ifred
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                      • Jun 2010
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                      #11
                      I agree with Gaston the Rat problem is a big one! Rat poison should be put in the drinks cabinet if it does kill them it might instead raise the level of the Rats IQ
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                      • Meat-Head
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                        #12
                        Said on meat fm cat is staying uploaded

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                        • Meat-Head
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                          #13
                          ON TOPIC:-


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                          • ifred
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                            • Jun 2010
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                            #14
                            By the look of the video I reckon Larry is on med's now the place is so overrun with rats he's even seeing imaginary ones and very jumpy these days!
                            Meaty could your imaginary cat pop over ans help Larry out?
                            Purr haps Kapilo could despatch a squdron of Tiger's to help
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                            • Meat-Head
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                              #15
                              Sheesh would have thought you were better organised by now digging old threads up

                              cant view video on ishit so will look later

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