US shop's Valentine's offer: sex toys for guns

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

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    US shop's Valentine's offer: sex toys for guns

    A shop in the US state of Alabama on Tuesday launched a Valentine's Day offer it hopes will trigger a large response in a limp economy: customers can swap their guns for sex toys.
    An Alabama sex toy shop owner is offering customers to swap their guns for sex toys Enlarge photo

    "In today's economy, this is a way of helping people who may feel they can't afford something for
    Valentine's Day," said Sherri Williams, the owner of the "Pleasures" sex toy shop, where assorted erotica
    during the next week can be obtained in exchange for cast-off firearms.
    "This way, they can take something that's just lying around and swap it for something they can take home and make love, not war with," she told AFP.
    A video posted on its website said the shop, housed in an old bank building in Huntsville, "is trading guns off the street for fun between the sheets."
    As soon as Pleasures opened its doors on Tuesday, a customer came in and exchanged an Iver Johnson revolver for a $40 gift certificate to be spent in the shop, which stocks everything from steamy videos to naughty negligees.
    The gun was inspected by licensed gun dealer and gunsmith David Smith, who happens to be Williams' husband.
    Guns can be exchanged at Pleasures from Tuesday until February 15, the day after Valentine's Day.
    Firearms found to have been stolen or used in a crime will be handed over to the police, while others will be auctioned off, with proceeds going to victims of gun violence, said Williams, who said she is not looking to make money out of the deal.
    "I'm in it to help people enjoy Valentine's Day in a tough economy," she said.
    "I'm also in it to get guns off the street -- to take them out of the hands of people who would potentially do harm with them, and put them in the hands of collectors."
    Williams conceded that the guns could be resold at auction, in which case they might end up back on the streets, but said the effort still is worthwhile.
    "We might just change one person's mind," she said.
    "You never know, maybe there will be someone who says, 'I've got this gun that I could go rob a liquor store with, or maybe I can get me a blow-up doll for Valentine's Day, instead."


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  • Lainie
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    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #2
    lmao thought it was the other way round and i could have made myself a few quid.
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    • Grizz
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      • Sep 2010
      • 1598

      #3
      Originally posted by super jumbe

      a large response in a limp economy

      LM~~~~inAO

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      • super jumbe
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 11610

        #4
        They just trying to gather guns, they think Americans are stupid, I do not find it funny. On the other hand if you have got the gun you could take the sexy dolls by force anyway job done. I wonder this dolls can do every thing I want her to perform could be a very good investment.


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        • nara
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          • May 2008
          • 2586

          #5
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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          • super jumbe
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            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            Go on nara lets have just a bit more core mate.

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            • tshirtman
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 1345

              #7
              After reading this, one thing is puzzling me,
              sex toys are illegal to sell in Alabama, unless you have a certificate to say you need one on medical grounds, (no lie)
              what possible illness could require you to need a vibrator or blow up doll, unless it is Female hysteria,

              i particular like this paragraph,
              "Rachel P. Maines has observed that such cases were quite profitable for physicians, since the patients were at no risk of death, but needed constant treatment. The only problem was that physicians did not enjoy the tedious task of vaginal massage (generally referred to as 'pelvic massage'): The technique was difficult for a physician to master and could take hours to achieve "hysterical paroxysm." Referral to midwives, which had been common practice, meant a loss of business for the physician. A solution was the invention of massage devices, which shortened treatment from hours to minutes"

              I wonder it they take BB guns, or would they tell you to go f**k yourself
              !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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              • super jumbe
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                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #8
                Interesting what you can learn from bright peoples on forums.

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                Note:
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