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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    Elephant has sex with a car

    The randy elephant got on with the tusk and went bumper to bumper with the saloon car before tyring of the chase and rolling the vehicle on to its back into the bushes.
    Irishman John Somer and terrified friend Carina Lowers were driving the Volkswagen Passat through the Pilanesberg Game Reserve in South Africa when they came across the five-ton bull, called Amarula.



    John, 66, who lives in nearby Rustenburg, said: "I never thought I would be killed by an elephant. When I turned the corner there was another vehicle in the road in front of us.
    "The driver started reversing and stopped next to us. I'm Irish and he was speaking Afrikaans, but I could make out the word 'elephant'."
    John was unable to back up out of a ditch so turned the engine off hoping to avoid Amarula's attention.
    Mischief ... John and pal Carina Lowers were inside when the bull tipped
    But the elephant came straight for them and began rubbing up against the car.
    John, who was visiting the reserve to celebrate his 66th birthday, said: "It really did seem to regard the car as a female elephant and was making advances on 'her'.
    "When the bull started flipping the car over my life literally started flashing before my eyes.
    "The car landed on its roof and we were lying inside it.
    "Carina was very scared and wanted to crawl out but first I wanted to see where the elephant was.
    "When we saw it was walking away we crawled out through the window."
    Fellow nature lover Riaan van Wyk managed to catch the incredible scenes on camera.
    He said: "Amarula is one of the largest bull elephants in the reserve.
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    To make a bad situation worse, he was in musth - a dangerous time where bull elephants become randy, aggressive and pumped full of hormones.
    "As Amarula made his way closer to the VW Passat I sat quietly in a nearby car.
    "Realising what was about to unfold I nervously grabbed my camera."
    Riaan was then left shocked to see the elephant turn towards him.
    He added: "Amarula then proceeded to focus his attention on me and only after a 15 minute chase did he finally lose interest and wander off into the bushes."

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  • bald rick
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 514

    #2
    what where they driving a Ford ****is??

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    • GastonJ
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 5505

      #3
      I always knew there was a reason I didn't like VW's
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Originally posted by bald rick
        what where they driving a Ford ****is??
        for those wounder why DK has blanked it out.

        Ford F u c k us (focus)

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