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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #1

    Beef Paprikash

    Toss the meat in with the flour until coated and then brown the meat in a large pan with a bit of oil.
    This pan is going in the oven later so make sure its not got a plastic handle. A casserole pan would be best.
    I didn't put oil on the list of ingredients did I? But surely you've got oil. Don't go blaming me if you haven't.
    Go on, get your coat on and get to the shops. Don't be too long.... You've left the oven on.
    I'll wait here for you.

    Back?

    Righto then.....

    After the meat is browned, scoop it out of the pan and set to one side for a bit.

    Whack the sliced onion in the pan. Must be sliced. A whole onion makes no sense. Why would you do something like that? You idiot!
    Cook the onion until soft and browning at the edges.
    Then throw in the mushrooms & pepper. These had also better be sliced, you buffoon.
    Add the garlic and cook it all up for 5 minutes or so until soft.
    Put the meat back in, whack in the paprika, tomatoes and beef stock. And, if required/desired/why am I so tired, the sugar.

    Then stick a lid on the pan and transfer to the oven to cook for 2-2.5 hours until sauce has thickened and meat is all nice and tender like.

    Last time I made this, I used pork and done it in the slow cooker. That was ace too.
    I plan to do it with lamb next time.
    Suppose chicken could work too. I don't like chicken so I'm not even trying it.
    Just substitute the beef stock for lamb stock or chicken stock or whatever.

    You can eat it now.

    I hope you choke.
    Last edited by RedSpider; 1 October, 2011, 09:43.
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  • ChelseaBun
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2011
    • 832

    #2
    i have never laughed so hard reading a recipe before

    sounds nice though

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    • garry1312
      DK Veteran
      • Oct 2010
      • 2178

      #3
      . Sounds good mate also keep you laughing along the way when cooking


      Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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      • D21198071
        DK Veteran
        • Jul 2011
        • 316

        #4
        LOL......don't forget.....firefighting
        " Gone with the wind " make you come here

        nice to know u

        sigpic is the best one

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        • azzahra
          DK Veteran
          • Oct 2011
          • 139

          #5
          Originally posted by D21198071
          LOL......don't forget.....firefighting
          hehehe....don't forget YAMATO type....

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          • chwinc
            Newbie
            • Dec 2011
            • 1

            #6
            lovely and funny

            after reading the recipe and stitching my sides up i plucked up courage and made it, bloody lovely.thank you

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            • lagerland
              V.I.P. Member
              • Sep 2010
              • 6031

              #7
              Originally posted by chwinc
              after reading the recipe and stitching my sides up i plucked up courage and made it, bloody lovely.thank you
              What in 8 minutes fcuk me your good and welcome...........
              I know you believe you understand what you think i said



              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
              I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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              • jjjones627
                Newbie
                • Dec 2011
                • 1

                #8
                Enjoyed

                It was great thanks

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                • livesey
                  Member
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 95

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                  Toss the meat in with the flour until coated and then brown the meat in a large pan with a bit of oil.
                  This pan is going in the oven later so make sure its not got a plastic handle. A casserole pan would be best.
                  I didn't put oil on the list of ingredients did I? But surely you've got oil. Don't go blaming me if you haven't.
                  Go on, get your coat on and get to the shops. Don't be too long.... You've left the oven on.
                  I'll wait here for you.

                  Back?

                  Righto then.....

                  After the meat is browned, scoop it out of the pan and set to one side for a bit.

                  Whack the sliced onion in the pan. Must be sliced. A whole onion makes no sense. Why would you do something like that? You idiot!
                  Cook the onion until soft and browning at the edges.
                  Then throw in the mushrooms & pepper. These had also better be sliced, you buffoon.
                  Add the garlic and cook it all up for 5 minutes or so until soft.
                  Put the meat back in, whack in the paprika, tomatoes and beef stock. And, if required/desired/why am I so tired, the sugar.

                  Then stick a lid on the pan and transfer to the oven to cook for 2-2.5 hours until sauce has thickened and meat is all nice and tender like.

                  Last time I made this, I used pork and done it in the slow cooker. That was ace too.
                  I plan to do it with lamb next time.
                  Suppose chicken could work too. I don't like chicken so I'm not even trying it.
                  Just substitute the beef stock for lamb stock or chicken stock or whatever.

                  You can eat it now.

                  I hope you choke
                  .
                  Move over Gordon Ramsey!!!!

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