1. go into the kitchen that place where your missus seems to spend a lot of time in.
2. have a good look around for some bread this could take a while but be patient you'll find it in the end.
3. once you have found your bread look around again for the cooker or the little pop bread up thing that your missus uses to burn bread.
4. ok take some bread and stick it in the little pop bread up thingy and push down with the push down thing on the side.
5. now go to the big cold thing where you keep your beer and look for some spready yellow stuff think its called butter and take it out.
6. when the little pop bread up thing pops your bread up "be carefull it could be hot" put it down on the work top and go get a knife "you know the type the one your missus will use to change a plug or throw at you when you come home pissed" and stick it in the butter and cover your toasted bread with it.
7. now you have successfully made your self some toast.
2. have a good look around for some bread this could take a while but be patient you'll find it in the end.
3. once you have found your bread look around again for the cooker or the little pop bread up thing that your missus uses to burn bread.
4. ok take some bread and stick it in the little pop bread up thingy and push down with the push down thing on the side.
5. now go to the big cold thing where you keep your beer and look for some spready yellow stuff think its called butter and take it out.
6. when the little pop bread up thing pops your bread up "be carefull it could be hot" put it down on the work top and go get a knife "you know the type the one your missus will use to change a plug or throw at you when you come home pissed" and stick it in the butter and cover your toasted bread with it.
7. now you have successfully made your self some toast.
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