part 2. tea.

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  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #1

    part 2. tea.

    1. go back into the place where your missus lives.
    2. look for a silver or white or black thing that make's liquids boil take your time no rush your doing this for your self.
    3. OK when you find the said boily thing pick it up by the handle "be careful it could be hot" and walk to where your missus does all her shouting from and look for a water outlet and fill with water. and put back where you got it from and hit switch "this might be found on the top or the side or in the middle of boily thing.
    4. now find a cup any dirty stained one will do and look for some small bags which have tea in usually found in containers with tea written on them and put one in your dirty stained cup with some white powder stuff " think it's called sugar normally found by the container with tea written on " you will need a small spade for this think it's called a spoon.
    5. go to big cold thing that keeps your beer cold and look for some white stuff from a cow and take it out a place by your cup.
    6. OK the boily thing should have stopped by now so pick it "by the handle mind" and pour it into your cup nearly to the top. wait for about 5 minutes and get your little spade and take the bag out and dump it any where you like.
    7. now take the white stuff from a cow and pour into your cup just a little will do. and stir in a clockwise direction like your having a ~~~~ing fit for about 20 seconds.
    8. now you have just made a cup of tea.
  • boothuk
    Senior Member
    • May 2009
    • 251

    #2
    Cos no ones done these 'funny' recipe for the simplest thing ever before...

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    • dt1045
      Newbie
      • Feb 2010
      • 2

      #3
      beer is gud

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      • jasbo7
        V.I.P. Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 1432

        #4
        Jeez maca why could you no have posted this years ago.....could have saved me gettin married ffs

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        • xant14
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 2062

          #5
          I didnt realise it was so easy.... the missus getting a slap now.

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          • kasiacox
            Newbie
            • Jul 2011
            • 1

            #6
            I can get divorced now

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #7
              what if i ain't got no milk?
              i'll have to go the shop and buy some.
              if i'm going the shop, i might as well get beer which then renders this whole recipe null and void.

              thanks anyway maca
              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



              Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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              • maca
                Mr. DK DJ
                • Feb 2009
                • 6310

                #8
                Originally posted by RedSpider
                what if i ain't got no milk?
                i'll have to go the shop and buy some.
                if i'm going the shop, i might as well get beer which then renders this whole recipe null and void.

                thanks anyway maca
                No milk ? well thats your fault for not getting it delivered.....plus plus why not have a beer instead

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                • RedSpider
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2448

                  #9
                  because the beer tastes funny with a teabag in it
                  Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                  Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                  • D21198071
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 316

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kasiacox
                    I can get divorced now

                    really....I'll waiting for you....
                    " Gone with the wind " make you come here

                    nice to know u

                    sigpic is the best one

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                    • azzahra
                      DK Veteran
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 139

                      #11
                      bear is better for me....

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                      • maca
                        Mr. DK DJ
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 6310

                        #12
                        Originally posted by nasya
                        no bear...eat and drink healthy food for your body mate
                        No ~~~~ off

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                        • Alexandross
                          Newbie
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 8

                          #13
                          i will try that,but with some votka )

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