with frimpong and goodwillie making their premier league debuts this season it got me trying to remember other players with unfortunate/funny names, who could forget stefan ku*tz from euro 96 then danny shittu of bolton and qpr and ironic marlon broomes played sweeper! feel free to add any others
footballers with amusing names
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I remember a couple of full backs that used to play. One was Phelan the other ones Dicks

THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'. -
i remember the drugs scandal at the toon, when shearer, cort, dyer, given, bellamy, speedFave replies from various threads
1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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I found this list.
Danger Fourpence is my new favourite player
Stefan K*ntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar B*st*rd
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan ~~~al
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico F**ks
Harry Daft
Ruud BoffinComment
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Segar Bas***d was at upton park then became a ref.Sir Alex Ferguson in 1988
"This isn't just a job to me." "It's a mission. I am deadly serious about it. Some people would reckon too serious. We will get there, believe me. And when it happens, life will change for Liverpool and everyone else - dramatically."
Sir Alex Ferguson.
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thanks red spider it seems africa is the best source, can also add ally dick,ian bogey (from memory not research)Comment
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Ricky van Wolfswinkle, former German international kvuntz (- the v had to get around the filter), former West Ham player Segar Bastard, Czech defender Milan ~~~al, Scheidt, Daft, Fuchs, Hannover striker Bongo Christ, Australian GK Conquest, Brazilian forward Creedance Clearwater Couto, Zimbabwean defender Danger Fourpence, Rod Fanni, Johan de Cock, Danny Shittu, Uwe Fuchs, Harry Daft, Ruud Boffin, Argelico fcuk and my fav Ars Bandeet
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Hillsborough 15th of April 198996
Never Forgotten
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