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  • footycard steve
    DK Veteran
    • May 2009
    • 778

    #1

    footballers with amusing names

    with frimpong and goodwillie making their premier league debuts this season it got me trying to remember other players with unfortunate/funny names, who could forget stefan ku*tz from euro 96 then danny shittu of bolton and qpr and ironic marlon broomes played sweeper! feel free to add any others
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    I remember a couple of full backs that used to play. One was Phelan the other ones Dicks

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #3
      i remember the drugs scandal at the toon, when shearer, cort, dyer, given, bellamy, speed
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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      • footycard steve
        DK Veteran
        • May 2009
        • 778

        #4
        fulham had collins john and john collins both in the same squad i think.

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        • mr.mojorisin
          Top Poster +
          • May 2009
          • 247

          #5
          septic fc had raphael Scheidt ..and he was total sh!te as well

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          • RedSpider
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 2448

            #6
            I found this list.
            Danger Fourpence is my new favourite player

            Stefan K*ntz
            Chiqui Arce
            Bongo Christ
            Have-a-Look Dube
            Ars Bandeet
            Segar B*st*rd
            Rafael Scheidt
            Rod Fanni
            Johnny Moustache
            David Goodwillie
            Danny Shittu
            Johan de Cock
            Milan ~~~al
            Quim
            Brian Pinas
            Bernt Haas
            Uwe Fuchs
            Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
            Wolfgang Wolf
            Creedence Clearwater Couto
            Norman Conquest
            Danger Fourpence
            Paul Dickov
            Argelico F**ks
            Harry Daft
            Ruud Boffin
            Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



            Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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            • andy1967
              DK Veteran
              • Oct 2010
              • 1378

              #7
              Segar Bas***d was at upton park then became a ref.
              Sir Alex Ferguson in 1988

              "This isn't just a job to me." "It's a mission. I am deadly serious about it. Some people would reckon too serious. We will get there, believe me. And when it happens, life will change for Liverpool and everyone else - dramatically."

              Sir Alex Ferguson. (20)

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              • footycard steve
                DK Veteran
                • May 2009
                • 778

                #8
                thanks red spider it seems africa is the best source, can also add ally dick,ian bogey (from memory not research)

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                • zee24
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 3342

                  #9
                  Ricky van Wolfswinkle, former German international kvuntz (- the v had to get around the filter), former West Ham player Segar Bastard, Czech defender Milan ~~~al, Scheidt, Daft, Fuchs, Hannover striker Bongo Christ, Australian GK Conquest, Brazilian forward Creedance Clearwater Couto, Zimbabwean defender Danger Fourpence, Rod Fanni, Johan de Cock, Danny Shittu, Uwe Fuchs, Harry Daft, Ruud Boffin, Argelico fcuk and my fav Ars Bandeet
                  Last edited by zee24; 21 September, 2011, 15:06.




                  Hillsborough 15th of April 1989
                  96
                  Never Forgotten
                  You'll Never Walk Alone
                  JFT96 - !!DONT BUY THE S*N!!

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