Liverpool set to re-sign Ian Rush on short-term loan

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  • Kalipo
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2008
    • 1687

    #1

    Liverpool set to re-sign Ian Rush on short-term loan



    After Thierry Henry?s dream comeback for Arsenal last night, and Paul Scholes? appearance as a substitute for Manchester United at the weekend, Liverpool have announced that former striker Ian Rush is set to come out of retirement to help ease the club?s striking crisis.

    With Luis Suarez serving an eight match ban the Anfield side are short of options in attack, but reluctant to spend in the January transfer window after having bad experiences in the past, most notably being duped into buying Andy Carroll for the price of ten Andy Carrolls at this time last season.

    ?Henry showed last night that he?s still a class act, and Scholes proved that he hasn?t lost any of his ability to give the ball away in his own half during his eight months out of the game, so we thought Rush was worth a gamble.? explained Kenny Dalglish, at a press conference arranged even more hastily than Andy Carroll?s signing.

    ?Ian?s been out of the game for a few years, but he?s kept himself in pretty good shape, looked after his health, and his moustache is as beautiful as ever ? even if it is a little grey now.?

    ?We?re sure he can do a job, and let?s face it, even at fifty years old he can?t really be worse than Carroll can he??

    Liverpool hunt Rush

    Dalglish was quick to play down rumours that Rush would be joined at Anfield by former Manchester United manager and TV pundit Ron Atkinson.

    ?Ron?s record of using racially abusive language speaks for itself, so I can understand why he?s being linked with us while we?re without Suarez, but I think we?re pretty well covered in that department with the crowd to be honest.?

    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

  • gc1966
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2011
    • 2434

    #2
    thx for the laughter you just gave

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    • redtide11
      Banned
      • Dec 2011
      • 197

      #3
      They should look to bring that Steven Gerrard out from retirement Or I spoke to late

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      • hychong
        Newbie
        • Jan 2012
        • 1

        #4
        maybe getting torres on loan

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        • redtide11
          Banned
          • Dec 2011
          • 197

          #5
          John Barnes was set to join but the club have now refused to sign him

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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #6
            Originally posted by redtide11
            John Barnes was set to join but the club have now refused to sign him
            HAHAHA, the humour im getting out of the hole liverpool saga is mint..

            Carroll is too funny ...

            I hear Research into Andy Carroll?s first touch is to be used for satellite launches..

            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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            • redtide11
              Banned
              • Dec 2011
              • 197

              #7
              Andy Carroll has a first touch that's news to most..
              I love this video of his

              Andy Carroll vs Chelsea - Prem 20/11/11 - YouTube

              35 millions for a pantomime horse
              Sorry Livers but it is humorous at this moment.

              Sent from my HTC Runnymede using Tapatalk
              Last edited by redtide11; 13 January, 2012, 02:37.

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              • gc1966
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2011
                • 2434

                #8
                and those are the high lights

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                • SculptureX
                  Newbie
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 2

                  #9
                  now re-signing legend will become a trend in football

                  to think i will not see this day...

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                  • gc1966
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 2434

                    #10
                    heard a rumour they are thinking of re-naming the ground

                    klu klux clanfield is the fans favourite at the mo

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                    • plonky
                      Newbie
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Carroll is not quite as bad as he has looked but IMO he will never be a success at LFC

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