Chick Young
February 28, 2010, Judgement Afternoon 389, Soccermageddon, Apocalypse Now and then some, the rumble in the jungle, the thrilla in Manila, the Third World War, the clash of the titans, the greatest club game in the footballing world bar none.
Yes, this weekend will see the forces of good, loyal righteousness and pure evil come together in that magnificent temple of football, the architecturally astonishing Ibrox Stadium in a match that will determine, once and for all, who truly are the pee-pell!
Some people say it is just another match but those who say that are obviously insane, big jessies or balloons who like rugby.
The outcome of this match is more important than the outcome of the general election which will decide who will govern this country, even more important than the answer to the question ? who killed Archie Mitchell?
I thought it was Janine or Peggy or Phil or Bradley so, when it turned out it was Stacey, cor blimey, you could have knocked me down with a Pearly King?s bunnet.
But, getting back to the real deal, this Sunday?s Old Firm mis-match, the big question must be this ? by how many goals will Rangers win? Surely Krissy Krissy Boyd and King Kenny Miller are simply the best two strikers operating anywhere in the world these days and surely, SURELY the Celtic ?defence? cannot live against the pace, poise, guile, power, majesty and jamminess of this awesome pairing.
Then again, maybe Boydy will be duff as he is many times against a half-decent side, so it will be up to the superb Kyle Lafferty or the impish Nacho Novo to finish off the Hoops.
Personally, I hope it?s wee Nacho who delivers the coup de grace because, for some inexplicable reason, Celtic fans truly dislike him. S o the sight of the wee Spaniard celebrating a goal would really wind them up.
But of course, as a neutral, impartial member of the free press I have to be objective so I suppose Celtic could inexplicably fluke it and take something from this game. I suppose in Keane and Mis-fortune and Kamara and McGeady they have players who, occasionally, might score but fortunately, at the back, they have defenders incapable of keeping a wean outta drain pipe so that?s why I think Gers will win.
That, and the fact that I always take Rangers to win whenever they?re playing ... THEM. You got a problem wi? that?
Evening times - Only An excuse source.
Always a great read
February 28, 2010, Judgement Afternoon 389, Soccermageddon, Apocalypse Now and then some, the rumble in the jungle, the thrilla in Manila, the Third World War, the clash of the titans, the greatest club game in the footballing world bar none.
Yes, this weekend will see the forces of good, loyal righteousness and pure evil come together in that magnificent temple of football, the architecturally astonishing Ibrox Stadium in a match that will determine, once and for all, who truly are the pee-pell!
Some people say it is just another match but those who say that are obviously insane, big jessies or balloons who like rugby.
The outcome of this match is more important than the outcome of the general election which will decide who will govern this country, even more important than the answer to the question ? who killed Archie Mitchell?
I thought it was Janine or Peggy or Phil or Bradley so, when it turned out it was Stacey, cor blimey, you could have knocked me down with a Pearly King?s bunnet.
But, getting back to the real deal, this Sunday?s Old Firm mis-match, the big question must be this ? by how many goals will Rangers win? Surely Krissy Krissy Boyd and King Kenny Miller are simply the best two strikers operating anywhere in the world these days and surely, SURELY the Celtic ?defence? cannot live against the pace, poise, guile, power, majesty and jamminess of this awesome pairing.
Then again, maybe Boydy will be duff as he is many times against a half-decent side, so it will be up to the superb Kyle Lafferty or the impish Nacho Novo to finish off the Hoops.
Personally, I hope it?s wee Nacho who delivers the coup de grace because, for some inexplicable reason, Celtic fans truly dislike him. S o the sight of the wee Spaniard celebrating a goal would really wind them up.
But of course, as a neutral, impartial member of the free press I have to be objective so I suppose Celtic could inexplicably fluke it and take something from this game. I suppose in Keane and Mis-fortune and Kamara and McGeady they have players who, occasionally, might score but fortunately, at the back, they have defenders incapable of keeping a wean outta drain pipe so that?s why I think Gers will win.
That, and the fact that I always take Rangers to win whenever they?re playing ... THEM. You got a problem wi? that?
Evening times - Only An excuse source.
Always a great read
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