Another player of Rangers has been assaulted today in an ongoing series of attacks by faeries. One of the horrendous beasts flew onto the pitch during their game in Edinburgh against Hibernian and threw fairy dust at the mighty Allan McGregor. Sadly even this goliath of a man could not cope with the wrath of the fairy and crumpled in a heap to the ground.
It follows on from another high profile attack last season when a fairy flapped it?s wings extra hard to scale the heights of Kyle Lafferty. Astonished onlooker Charlie Mulgrew was shocked as the player, for lack of a better word, fell to the ground in agony. The cheeky fairy was reported to have yelled timber as he plummeted to earth. ????:
The attacks begun several years ago when one Peter Lovenkrands of Denmark, Europe, was brutally sprinkled with deadly fairy dust while playing Celtic. He survived the gruesome encounter, but to this day can not walk down the washing liquid aisle at the supermarket.
The police are following all leads and have sent a delegation to Ireland to search out the culprits, who are believed to be closely associated to the notorious Leprechaun Crew. Rangers players and their fans are warned to stay in doors, for everyone?s sake.
seems to be spreading through the full team must be some sort of bug cheateritis
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