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  • BobbyX
    Banned
    • Dec 2008
    • 151
    #1

    Christmas. Jesus, God, Santa

    Jesus Christ, son of God. Born. Died. Resurrected. Dead again?
    Or does he live on? Is he Santa Claus? They do both have beards.
    Or perhaps God himself is Santa Claus. Again with the beard. This time it's a big white beard.
    Santa Claus - Father Christmas - father of christmas - father of christ.

    I'm convinced. What about you?

    Please note that any effort to debunk this theory would mean that you are a sad, pathetic, lonely little man and probably gay.
    Tags: christmas, christmas., god, jesus, santa
    • shady77
      Banned
      • Aug 2008
      • 982
      #2
      yes jesus grew up to be santa
      go in chatbox fool

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        • shank
          Junior Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 22
          #3
          Originally posted by BobbyX
          Jesus Christ, son of God. Born. Died. Resurrected. Dead again?
          Or does he live on? Is he Santa Claus? They do both have beards.
          Or perhaps God himself is Santa Claus. Again with the beard. This time it's a big white beard.
          Santa Claus - Father Christmas - father of christmas - father of christ.

          I'm convinced. What about you?

          Makes more sense than the bible.

          You've got my vote!

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            • krazylegz
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              • Mar 2008
              • 2834
              #4
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                • shady77
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 982
                  #5
                  what an annoying little man he was!

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                    • marvo
                      Top Poster
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 157
                      #6
                      someone made us. Unless, no one made us

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                        • Lanxman
                          DK Veteran
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 552
                          #7
                          my mum and dad made me!
                          Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.

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                            • marvo
                              Top Poster
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 157
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Lanxman
                              my mum and dad made me!
                              "Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
                              And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.
                              And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
                              While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on."

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                                • marvo
                                  Top Poster
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 157
                                  #9
                                  or is it "turtles all the way down"

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                                    • C64
                                      V.I.P. Member
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 2394
                                      #10


                                      Yes, Turtles with elephants on their backs!

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                                        • jasbo7
                                          V.I.P. Member
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 1432
                                          #11
                                          answer this: what came first the chicken or the hen
                                          obviously God made the hen so.......

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                                            • thered
                                              V.I.P. Member
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 4915
                                              #12
                                              who made god

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                                                • thered
                                                  V.I.P. Member
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 4915
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Lanxman
                                                  my mum and dad made me!
                                                  i think you will find your mam was there but your dad wasnt lanx you are the son of a very short kind of squashed milkman

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                                                    • marvo
                                                      Top Poster
                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                      • 157
                                                      #14
                                                      thats it,, all the way,, "Ook" said the librarian

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                                                        • RedSpider
                                                          DK Veteran
                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 2448
                                                          #15
                                                          i made god. i made him and i will destroy him.
                                                          cheeky so and so wants to learn his place. how dare he try to step on me.
                                                          u r my bitch, god. MYYYYY BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!
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