Who ate my cheese sandwich?

[shank]

This afternoon I made myself a cup of tea and a cheese sandwich.

Just as I was about to enjoy this tasty snack I got the turtle's head and had to rush to the bog.

Upon returning downstairs after my bowel movement I noticed my sandwich had "disappeared".

I asked my brother (who was half-pissed and the only other person in the house) if he had consumed it, he swore blind that he hadn't, even though he had bread crumbs on his jumper.

This has lead me to the conclusion that a hungry ghost stole my sandwich.

If anyone else has any theories of what may have happened to my sandwich then please let me know, as I'm now terrified to go to sleep, thinking that my house is haunted.

[BobbyX]

perhaps you never really made a sandwich except for in the window of your mind. or perhaps your brother's lying. torture him, find the truth.

[askchris]

mmmmmm

perhaps the sandwich was eaten by the ghost while it was watching over your brother, hence the crumbs on his jumper!

[C64]

Maybe there was a bug in the cheese and it consumed the sandwich then it ate itself to remove the evidence!?

Torture the brother, not for answer - just for FUN!

[bodaccea]

what about the tea? you say you made a cup of tea at the same time as the sarnie...so was the tea intactico? if it wasnt and there were lipstick marks left on the cup - it was your brother for sure!!!

[opsmonkey]

i think this episode draws a parallel to something that happened in your childhood.. maybe a mean uncle type figure used to 'pinch your cheese' and you are having flashbacks.. and lashing out at your brother because he wasnt the 'special' one like you..

[ade197550]

perghaps you unknowingly took the sandwich to the toilet with you and flushed it down the toilet as yor brother had put vodka in your brew

[cjay]

maybe it was a ghost!!!

[shank]

perghaps you unknowingly took the sandwich to the toilet with you and flushed it down the toilet as yor brother had put vodka in your brew

Other than a hungry ghost this explanation seems to be the most feasible.

Thanx!

[scousemouse]

was it high bran or a mixture

[ticticboom]

maybe ratatouie came 2 ur kitchen and robbed ya

[bozz]

What (munch munch) are you looking at me for?

[BobbyX]

Your options:
1. Just make another one and covet it like a child with a new toy.
2. Contact the police and have your brother arrested. The courts will find the truth.
3. Stop leaving your food unattended. The credit crunch is upon us and opportunists will take advantage of your negligence and stupidity.