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  • ifred
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2010
    • 1627

    #1

    Aliens found in kitchen

    For years, scientists have been trying to uncover the source of mysterious radio signals being picked up in Australia.
    Theories have ranged from evaporating black holes to extraterrestrial communication and mergers of neutron stars.
    Now researchers at the Parkes Observatory claim they have finally found the source of these 'alien' signals - in their kitchen microwave.
    In January, astronomers at the facility were able to see a 'fast radio burst' tearing through space.

    The discovery brought scientists a step closer to understanding the strange 'alien' phenomenon, which astronomers worldwide are vying to explain.
    Lasting only milliseconds, the first such radio burst was discovered in 2007 by astronomers combing the Parkes telescope data archive for unrelated objects.
    Six more bursts, apparently from outside our galaxy, have now been found with the Parkes telescope and a seventh with the Arecibo telescope in Puerto Rico.
    And this time, scientists say they have ruled out all kitchen appliances


    SO next time you look for aliens check the kitchen prehaps their reheating a pizza
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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    OFF TOPIC:-

    unknown date

    location france

    problem. Fuse blowing 5:15 every night.

    some inglish bloke went to this factory, nobody could fix it, was something daft like toilet light fuse or something, too simple to rewire it, wanted to find it.

    man was there SIX months one night just him and Xavier, Cluade and Meeme Le Bonk had gone home.
    when Xavier said "I'm going home in 5 kid do you want anything". Seconds later le crack fuse popped.

    inglish man asked the onion wearing frog what did he just do.

    he had a heater or tea maid or something, turned it off surge and pop.
    plugged into another socket cured.

    must have cost a lot for that six months only once every 24 heurs

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    • GastonJ
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 5505

      #3
      Want to see aliens not at work daily? check out the chatbox
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Some members are on vacation from work!

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • ifred
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #5
          Thats a four letter word that comes after another four letter word monday mornings for many hoping the aliens will abduct it from them
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          • nara
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 2586

            #6
            Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • akash 49
              Newbie
              • Jul 2015
              • 3

              #7
              Originally posted by nara
              Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
              straight from the fridge to microwave

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              • GastonJ
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 5505

                #8
                Originally posted by nara
                Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
                They'd remember the tornado
                My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                No good deed goes unpunished....

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