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  • opsmonkey
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5379
    #1

    Just plain wierd

    I was sitting on the loo waiting to have a crap.. it took a while but i forced a massive log out, it hit the pan with a massive boom, when i looked down it was nowhere to be seen and when i wiped my arse the paper was completely clean..

    Explain that one away if you can..! I was sober, not tired and of sound mind at the time
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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158
      #2
      Yea its a phantom shit m8. Nothing sinister there. Shit happens. Or does it

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • edds
          Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 50
          #3
          Code:
          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20poo

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            • waqasahmed
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 433
              #4
              Did you check your underwear later for skid marks?
              Lose your memory sticks? Forget to backup? Why not get 2GB of free space online, and I get 250MB too

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                • forntida
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1281
                  #5
                  It is worse when the velocity does not take it round the 'U' bend. I had to get my wife to bring a pair of steps once so I could get down off it.

                  On that subject. Do you know why shit is tapered?
                  So that your ass does not close with a bang.
                  I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                    • middots3
                      Top Poster
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 194
                      #6
                      i carnt believe that urban dictionary page even exists lmao!

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                        • patkins
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 3662
                          #7
                          Next time drop your pants first.

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