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  • firestorm
    V.I.P. Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1550

    #1

    NASA spacecraft shuttlejacked by aliens?

    We're not experts, but if we had to pick the one place where crime levels should be at absolute zero, we'd pick deepest darkest space. Alas, it appears that even there you shouldn't fly your spacecraft in the wrong neighbourhood.

    A German UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked (shuttlejacked?) by aliens - who are now attempting to contact us.

    Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned probe sent into space some 33 years ago to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (stop sniggering) and Neptune - has started transmitting peculiar signals.

    NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life found it (and spoke Flemish), but last month the probe began sending back distorted messages.

    "It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe, thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth," the author of UFOs - They Are Still Flying told German newspaper Bild.

    Voyager 2 is currently more than 8.5 billion miles from Earth. Perhaps the alien criminals are trying to put Six Music on and the reception isn't so hot.

    Read more: NASA spacecraft shuttlejacked by aliens? - Asylum.co.uk
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  • pishka
    Newbie
    • May 2010
    • 1

    #2
    ufo???

    hey guys whats up.

    today on dutch news was something about ufos.

    did someone else see that to?

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    • firestorm
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 1550

      #3
      its all that green they keep smoking over there
      If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Originally posted by firestorm

        t Voyager 2 - an unmanned probe sent into space some 33 years ago to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (stop sniggering)

        NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life found it (and spoke Flemish), but last month the probe began sending back distorted messages.
        It's some wheel clmper from the DVLA demanding back tax.

        Cool 12 inch disk, what it's been twa*tted by the satalite particlues
        of the Chinese satalite blown up which is floating around and it's nudged the graphphone needle.

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • patkins
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 3662

          #5
          It`s probably some alien boy racers who have been laid off from the Krypton mines and are migrating to find work here. Ba****ds.

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          • hoggy952
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2010
            • 1229

            #6
            its the alien world cup team asking for directions to south africa.

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            • pomocnik
              Junior Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 20

              #7
              green? i think they are red :-)

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              • Mr47
                Newbie
                • Jun 2010
                • 2

                #8
                I think they are pink

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                • jojo1212
                  Top Poster
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 125

                  #9
                  cant believe anything that NASA says
                  its US pet afterall
                  full of lies

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                  • staind
                    Junior Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 20

                    #10
                    NAZA is a good company

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                    • ecufix
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 2214

                      #11
                      most probably from south africa
                      Do what you can with what you have .

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                      • cablefreejunkie
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1717

                        #12
                        NASA= never a straight answer

                        i only know this as thats what my misses calls me NASA !!!!!!!!
                        Last edited by cablefreejunkie; 16 November, 2010, 19:14.
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                        • charlie1952
                          Junior Member
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 33

                          #13
                          youre lucky you should hear what the grinch calls me

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                          • deniedcorpse
                            Member
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 73

                            #14
                            It got repoed.
                            poop/dood

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                            • racin-snake
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2285

                              #15
                              thank ~~~~ it does a high pass over somalia
                              Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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