this could be the end of the world

[a911]

We are far from the end of the world...will not happen...till human think they can heal every things,,,,but we are far from that may be in few hundreds years!!!!

Then the count down will begin!

[charlie1952]

everything is eco friendly what a laugh who is going to feed the wanes 50yrs from now it wont be goverment they greedy bas ate all the pies the noo what chance have the kids got in future

[RedSpider]

everything is eco friendly what a laugh who is going to feed the wanes 50yrs from now it wont be goverment they greedy bas ate all the pies the noo what chance have the kids got in future

erm... what?
again, please. in english if you will be so kind

[bald rick]

Originally Posted by charlie1952
everything is eco friendly what a laugh who is going to feed the wanes 50yrs from now it wont be goverment they greedy bas ate all the pies the noo what chance have the kids got in future

Scotch translation........

wanes...children

bas....bastards

noo....you know

[nara]

wanes...children

'Weans' might have been understood.

[RedSpider]

i thought kids were bairns

[thered]

Ominous reports are leaking past the BP Gulf salvage operation news blackout that the disaster unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico may be about to reach biblical proportions.

251 million years ago a mammoth undersea methane bubble caused massive explosions, poisoned the atmosphere and destroyed more than 96 percent of all life on Earth. [1] Experts agree that what is known as the Permian extinction event was the greatest mass extinction event in the history of the world.
check this out
http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

cool we are always moaning about lack of gas so we shot a pipe down and a regulator to sea bed and use methane to run heating systems and cookers problem solved

why dont we use more methane to fuel our homes it can be produced by us animals and waste tips we just need to harness it properly in fart catching devices for cows

seriously though there are a few waste disposal tips that power the grid why dont we use them all in most old tips they just burn off the fuel it produces

[Meat-Head]

why dont we use more methane to fuel our homes it can be produced by us animals and waste tips we just need to harness it properly in fart catching devices for cows

OFF TOPIC:-

The farts from a herd of cows in one day in a month is enough to power a town for a month

the eec thought about collecing cow farts - better to burn them than let them go up to atmoshere - youtube them

[Grizz]

[thered]

OFF TOPIC:-

The farts from a herd of cows in one day in a month is enough to power a town for a month

the eec thought about collecing cow farts - better to burn them than let them go up to atmoshere - youtube them

what town and how many cows in the herd?

what about some kind of umbrella fart catching device attached to cow that hangs above its poo chute

the gas wiil be warm so it will rise into the collection umbrella/container type device i think MHM could develop a device that opens the collection pot on demand then seals it shut after collection ensuring it has no escape

cows then get herded into a room where gas pipes are attached to their collection pots and then piped to grid from farm

saving the planet from global warming and heating homes at the same time and also making lots of tasty roasts i feel like the planet is saved already

[Grizz]

what about some kind of umbrella fart catching device attached to cow that hangs above its poo chute

I think someone beat you to it mate . she looks like the hindenberg

[Meat-Head]

I think someone beat you to it mate . she looks like the hindenberg

that's awesome.

was looking for, but not able to find sure read about cow shed exploding, dumb ~~~~ went in with fag on

[Grizz]

This one maybe? from Darwinawards.com, says its an urban legend though.

Cow bomb

(California) A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contented cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift which dairy workers know signals an impending expulsion, generally something to avoid. Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, before the flame was subsumed by a rectal contraction. The poor Holstein exploded, killing the worker who was struck by a flying femur bone. Ron Singh comments, "Abominable... truly 'a bomb in a bull.' "

DarwinAwards.com ? 1994 - 2009
Submitted by: Vern Kerr

Aslo this.....

A vet in Holland was smoking a cigarette while working on a cow. It farted, and after the subsequent explosion the barn burned to the ground. Cows and other ruminants produce methane and other gases from both ends.

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