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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    PC ~~~~ups, post them in here>>>

    Thought id start a thread where we can tell about ours or other pc ~~~~ups.. put them in here, and through sharing we will be able to overcome the bad memories .
    ill start with one ive already told the sb lads.

    my very first pc fix was when a mate asked me about 1997 or 98 to upgrade his 75mhz cpu to a 90mhz.
    I was feeling all clever and that so i said yeah sure thing.
    i took out the old cpu and after taking off the heatsink with a butter knife, i noticed a thin film of what i thought was some sort of glue (i now know it to be thermal compound).. i put new cpu in and stuck the heatsink back on with superglue....
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • xant14
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 2062

    #2
    My ~~~~ up was accepting a 'Send Receipt' when opening a works email, and it defaulting to send receipt all the time.
    A few months later I got a late email Friday telling me where to go work the Saturday night...
    I decided to ignore it and told the bosses I never got to read the email until Sunday ...
    Busted.... ~~~~ing send receipt had clocked me!

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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #3
      another one..not my ~~~~ up this time...

      a different mate asked me to 'wipe his pc memory'. i took it that he meant re-format. i said id do it that weekend.
      i turned up on the sunday with me windows 98 cd in hand and he said he couldnt wait and was in middle of doing it.
      I followed him into lounge and pc was on the floor open..this coont was running a ~~~~ing fridge magnet over the stick of ram!!
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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      • ruudvandan
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2008
        • 1091

        #4
        installing me first ever motherboard, i lined up the rear sockets with the motherboard an i needed to apply pressure to get the screw holes to line up, so what did i push? it wasn't the motherboard, it was the heatsink, i then heard a loud crack. The heatsink had dislodged and was now very loose. I continued anyway and my computer would start up, but then crash after abou 3 mins
        http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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        • manxspud
          DK Veteran
          • Jul 2009
          • 1768

          #5
          Would have to be .... taking the side off a hp pavilion ...

          oooohhhhhhhh sweet shop time ...



          got hooked , and cost me a fooooking fortune in upgrades and new builds anf ~~~~ ups ever since

          @manx

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          • Canker_Canison
            V.I.P. Member
            • May 2010
            • 3905

            #6
            Where should I start?.....

            My first PC ~~~~ up was with windows 95. Only had it a month or so when I found the Fonts folder in the windows directory. Being the idiot I sometimes am..... I dragged & dropped the fonts folder into the MS Office folder. Wow! loads of fonts to use now. Until I next rebooted... Windows failed to boot as it had no fonts to use.. D'oh!

            Then to make matters worse, instead of entering DOS & copying the folder back to the windows directory (I was studying computer science at the time as well).. I just had a crash course in formatting & reinstalling windows. Came in useful later, bloody virus'!


            The biggest ~~~~ up ever.... Windows Vista.. Well done microsoft


            There was the time I formatted the wrong HDD & wiped all of my documents (~~~~) off the computer. I cried for weeks


            Although not PC related, my very first Iphone repair.....
            Front digitizer on the original 2G shite... Didn't have any tape strong enough to hold it in place & this was before the 3M stuff was available to buy.
            My solution.... Epoxy resin. The owner wasn't to pleased when he picked it up
            Canker

            "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
            - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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            • ruudvandan
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 1091

              #7
              Originally posted by Canker_Canison
              Where should I start?.....


              The biggest ~~~~ up ever.... Windows Vista.. Well done microsoft
              I don't think anything anyone will post in this thread will top that
              http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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              • super jumbe
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #8
                Every time I switch on my laptop it keeps nagging (Failed to load kernel library) I have cleaned the heat sink, replaced a new fan, changed memories and no joy it will not say the error when cold, it will only start nagging when switched on from hot, any suggestion mates thanks for your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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