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  • sparky9
    Newbie
    • Nov 2008
    • 4

    #1

    Need to fry an nds card

    Hey guys best way to total an nds card before i send it back
    looking at microwave for 15 seconds or anyone have a better idear
  • MrFug
    DK Veteran
    • May 2008
    • 880

    #2
    Chuck it in the dog's bowl covered in gravy.

    There are a million ways to destroy a bit of plastic, but you might struggle to find one that your provider accepts as accidental. Having said that, I don't think they'd care.

    Why do you want to destroy your card?

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    • kegnkiwi
      Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 81

      #3
      Bet sparky9 has been sharing his card and they froze his account, now they want the card back to investigate it. I always wondered just because the op cannot read the card after sabotage it does not mean the guys who built the card cannot read sections of it. Just like the cops do to rebuild corupt hard drives. Not tying to scare anyone though.

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      • owenb
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2008
        • 703

        #4
        if u wanna destroy the actual chip in it coat it in a few layers of nitro mors i done it to a sim card years ago when i had a few erm difficulties with the law

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        • Adam_UK
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2009
          • 464

          #5
          my mate sent his card back because they froze his account, he put the card in the envelope buit he didn'y seal the envelope fully so the card dropped out into the bin in the kitchen. Simple to do

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          • ITS A SCAM !
            DK Veteran
            • Oct 2008
            • 1140

            #6
            Just cut it up into pieces, just like what you do when returning a credit card. They have not stated that they want it complete.

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            • C64
              V.I.P. Member
              • Mar 2008
              • 2394

              #7
              I'd give it a few sessions in the microwave

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              • GastonJ
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 5505

                #8
                Don't forget to video it in the microwave, blue sparks from it may get you a few hits on youtube. Magnet, hammer, and battery acid will also do the trick in that order, but won't get as many hits on youtube
                Oh or connect it up to a 9 volt battery for a few minutes, which may not be noticed and should fry it quite well internally.
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                • blizard442
                  Top Poster +
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 203

                  #9
                  i say you put it in a virgin box... that should do the trick
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                  • dctyper
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 2539

                    #10
                    magnets should do the job

                    dc
                    Wavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd

                    previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable screw you nag3


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                    • setfiretorain
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 934

                      #11
                      Yeah, Bin it and open the envelope a little, when they get it say you didn't seal it properly, must of dropped out, they can't prove you didn't put that card.

                      Don't know why they are arsed anyways.

                      For future reference through your sky cards in your official sky receiver for the full last day of each month, Should make it un-noticeable even if its in another receiver, and you don't pay for a extra subscription ( what is a problem a-lot of people have had. )

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                      • dctyper
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 2539

                        #12
                        my card hasnt left my dm800 for 2 years, never had an issue-touch wood
                        Wavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd

                        previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable screw you nag3


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                        • neolxs
                          Top Poster
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 101

                          #13
                          Destroy it and claim it must have got lost in the post.

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                          • rigsby71
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 676

                            #14
                            My sky card has been in it's original box every night for the past week now & still the entitlements have not been updated.
                            They run out on 3rd June June, so i hope it gets some soon or there could be trouble.

                            Card still works though, it's not like they have sent a kill signal to it ...YET...pray pray.

                            If it does miss the update & the card fails, i will just tell them we had to move out if the property for a month due to a flooding & all the electric was off.
                            That will hopefully do the trick.

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                            • Rodbouy
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 1320

                              #15
                              Tell them if they want it posted you want the money for the stamp and envelope within 21 days of they can come collect the card from outside your property.

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