sperm bank

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says...

[Maddog]

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a
handgun.


He shouts "this is a raid - everyone...

[Maddog]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like...

Lloyds tsb want to pay staff ?120,000,000 this has to stop tax payers money being blown again

[ken_kinsella]

Went to the bank today and put in my ATM card and tried to withdraw ?60, a note came up insufficient funds... couldn't help but wonder was it me or t...

[C64]

Does anyone know if the RBOS print your account number on their bank cards?

Some banks do, my own bank contains the account number in the...

[cantona7]

i'm going to do a bank job tomorrow!!
i plan on dressing up in a clown wig andmake up only wearing a thong and nipple tassles.
i'll carry...

[biffo1]

Paddy decides.....

to rob a bank. He got all the gear together - stocking mask, sawn-off shotgun, getaway car and so on. But he realised...

[JTH]

spent all day yesterday looking for my bank card .i even blamed her in doors
for losing it .
i eventually phoned and cancelled it last...