bank job!!!

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  • cantona7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 936

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    bank job!!!

    i'm going to do a bank job tomorrow!!
    i plan on dressing up in a clown wig andmake up only wearing a thong and nipple tassles.
    i'll carry a goat and a can offlourescent paint in one arm and while i'm in the bank i'm gonna fcuk the goat and throwthe paint all over the walls,all the time ripping up pages from a phonebook and swearing my head off.
    after getting the money ,i'll take a dump on the floor and pish all over the tills.
    i will then escape in a van shaped like agiant pink *****.
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    lets see crimewatch try and stage a fcuking reconstuction of that!!!!

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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