the sad life of a penis

i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a cnut, my owners a w-nker, everytime i get really...

[Mr Pumpy]

It was there for a full year..


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[king123]

hey guys and gals i got a joke

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A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when i get...