the sad life of a penis

[gmb45]

i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a cnut, my owners a w-nker, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.

[firemouth]

i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a cnut, my owners a w-nker, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.

, they say the old ones are the best. Sometimes, not so much!

[Mr Pumpy]

gmb, don't give up the day job.

[Krypton]

good one gmb. you're the new richard blackwood.

[zaphodbb]

i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a cnut, my owners a w-nker, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.

in a word = pathetic

[Mr Pumpy]

No, your the new Lenny Henry.

[forntida]

You should have been an Israeli penis then you would have no drawbacks.

[Krypton]

the new jo brand ya fat cnut

[Krypton]

You should have been an Israeli penis then you would have no drawbacks.

all is forgiven gmb

[forntida]

the new jo brand ya fat cnut

I'm on a diet. give me a chance.

[zaphodbb]

bet your the life and sole down the pub m8 .... soz forgot to put as in front of sole

[Devilfish]

Reluctantly moved to the Comedy section

[Mr Pumpy]

Forntiddler is the king of the corny one liner....
















Or maybe the queen, who knows????

[Mr Pumpy]

There's not one bit of comedy in this thread.

[gmb45]

Reluctantly moved to the Comedy section

very funny df i will have my revenge so get ready m8