What would you do?

[Meat-Head]

OK, so were currantly having difficulty with "The Bank Of Meat-City" who still think that www.meat-head-motors.co.uk are a FICTIOUS INTERNET ONLY based company, and are REFUSING to issue a credit card with the name "Meat-Head-Motors"

Does anybody have any ideas how we can over come this?

To make things worse, thanks to member Ray156 for pointing out this company in this thread http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...utting-277781/, imposters, posing at M-H-M- is there anything we can do with them?

MH Motors

Thanks

Meat

[Meat-Head]

*BUGGER*

Dilemma - need advise ASAP.

1) The *HOT* bird from the parts place, used that FaceAche website,
managed to set up a fake profile, have leeched an avatair
Sent her a 'friends' request - but sod all. She has added more
'friends' AFTER i requested from her.

2) Not that it really matters, as after some more stalking, figured
out that her date of manufacture means there a high chance
different sized hardware . It is also to be notied that her
kerbside height - unladen is *JUST* a little to low.


ON DILEMMA.

Here in Meat-City theres a *MASSIVE* party this week, ALL the Motor Trade, are invited - there a SMALL chance she will be there - but with who?

More to the point will she be in a black dress (DRIBBLE)

It's *REALLY* is a "should i stay - at home on DK - or should i go*

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ]The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go - YouTube[/ame]

INPUT plase?

[Larue]

*Should I go* - i would say. At least you will see reality show not some virtual photoshop tricks!

[Meat-Head]

*Should I go* - i would say. At least you will see reality show not some virtual photoshop tricks!

Yeah, but having said that at home can look at this birds FaceAche page and have a 'Wrafty Crank' as an when. .

Maybee when off-line, not in works time get to say "The weatcher has been just as hot as you" - but what if she slaps me in front of umpteeen thousand people!

[Grizz]

i vote go,use it for reconnaisance, if she has a date you will know whether he is in the long or short term parking. if shes alone, maybe get a chance to buy her a pint of oil and do a Grace Jones. if all goes pear shaped at least you have some new black dress memories for the "Crank Bank"


faint heart never won the fair lady...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk"]Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper - YouTube[/ame]

[Xram]

Id say go. Your pistons clearly goosed and that's a block you'll clearly have to put your con rod through not only that sounds like she needs an oil change before your big ends go.......

[Mjolinor]

but what if she slaps me in front of umpteeen thousand people!

Bit of public S&M can only be good.

[Meat-Head]

Right, ok, with reference to the *HOT* bird, so this 'party' there was not one member of her company there. So that buggered that.

Just to give you folks an idea of hot *HOT* she looks very much like
the actress monterrat-lombard as seen here



I have tried to say something to her about how *HOT* she is, but for some reason, there seems to be a software issue, can think the words, but can't physically say them, most weird.

Like last week, was hoping it was her, but it was one of her male work mates that came to drop the parts off, thought would be a golderen oppertunity to say

"Normally the *HOT* bird that delivers the parts" - but no FAIL -
same fault, could talk bussinees cars etc, just not about her.

Fitted a part the other day, price written on the part, though as been on the shelf 2 weeks, good 'excuse' to call and ask for the price, hoping she would answer, NIL POI.

Recently went to a flowerists shop and enquired about a mono red rose ?10 delivered, but for ?3 from Tesco they do a bunch.

Could get the bunch from Tesco and stuff one through the company letter box and bin the rest ???????????????????

So what should be on the card with the Rose, was thinking just
"Sorry X" and a FICTIOUS email address, but what to say IF she sends an email?


What do you guys and girls think?

would like to say to her:-

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgg_gi7AAI"]Babybird - You***39;re Gorgeous - YouTube[/ame]

But NO chance

Thanks for your time people.

[mtechno]

Remember women see all the signs that men just dont! The harder you try the more desperate you appear, the general advice is be yourself & dont try hard to be funny or impress!
I am sure she knows alreay your interested, you need to stop trying so you can read if she is interested!
Less is more (well more or less)
Perhaps other members can offer you an opening line to say to her as an ice breaker!
How about
"If it wasn***8217;t for this damned lobotomy I think I could have had real feelings for you!"

[Meat-Head]

Perhaps other members can offer you an opening line to say to her as an ice breaker!
!"

That's cool, but for some reason there seems to be a software problem in my head, cant' say *ANYTHING* to here except bussiness related stuff.

It is not that important as such, pritty sure her year of manufacture is WAY out of calibration.

Stalking her on F@ceache her 'friends' AND her REAL friends are NOT suitable - too many people i know have upset them, BIG style!

[mtechno]

Sure sounds like worn soft head problem! Just ask her to get out of your dreams!

[Meat-Head]

so, went to the flowetist shop, cinder block with ?16.50 attached - rather have donated it to dk.

so asked for three roses to be delivered today - thursday - so won't be so annoyed if no email - no email.

what? guess her email? wait a day, weekend, what?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSCJJkFgt_w&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy - YouTube[/ame]

[mtechno]

No google translation available for your language yet!
cinder block ? no comprende
Why thursday or is it just a good day for stalking
so won't be so annoyed if no email ? Does she have your email?

guess her email? that would be fruitful!
wait a day, and appear like a persistent psychotic stalker
weekend, just appear like a psychotic stalker
what? Maybe up your medication!

[Meat-Head]

Why thursday or is it just a good day for stalking
so won't be so annoyed if no email ? Does she have your email?

guess her email
wait a day, and appear like a persistent psychotic stalker
:

cinder block Emrican term for breeze block or brick!

thursday , so when no email not as annoyed

her email easy to gUESS *HOT*bird @meatcitycarparts

on the flowers put a spare email adress

going to be a LONGGGGGGGG WEEK next week.

she is beautiful to the max

thanks

[teuton]

OMG, Meaty. better than FYC, looks like they (and her?) believe you.

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