I Laid An Egg

[Canker_Canison]

you lot are weird

Says the pervert with egg shell stuck up his japs eye

Why couldn't you stick to fishing for sweetcorn? It's a lot easier to remove.

[waken]

The question is what came first, redspider or the egg.

[pantomime horse]

and why did red spider cross the road?


he could't get his knob out of the chicken

[gerard4156]

very nice....

[jctech]

Two bricks usually works.....

[gaz306]

Worked for me as well , as a knob enlargement , you should try it ,amazing results

[ipssoff]

This was disterbing to read in the morning, you lot need to see a psychologist .

[lagerland]

This was disterbing to read in the morning, you lot need to see a psychologist .

Dont read it then simples.................

[tb10]

The question is what came first, redspider or the egg.

My money ISN'T on redspider 'cuming' any time soon so I think the answer is very clear!

:-)

[Canker_Canison]

This was disterbing to read in the morning, you lot need to see a psychologist .

Why? Will they be able to remove the egg shells?


Personally I'd find myself a ?20 crack whore to suck them out..... Ok, I wouldn't. But RedSpider might want to give it a thought

[waken]

Why? Will they be able to remove the egg shells?


Personally I'd find myself a ?20 crack whore to suck them out..... Ok, I wouldn't. But RedSpider might want to give it a thought

Bit dear ?20 for a crack whore.

[jctech]

Why? Will they be able to remove the egg shells?


Personally I'd find myself a ?20 crack whore to suck them out..... Ok, I wouldn't. But RedSpider might want to give it a thought

The egshell cracked, thats how this whole thing started

[Canker_Canison]

Bit dear ?20 for a crack whore.

We have some high class crack whores round here. A few of them still have some of their own teeth

You could pick up a bottom feeder for the price of a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

[RedSpider]

Why? Will they be able to remove the egg shells?


Personally I'd find myself a ?20 crack whore to suck them out..... Ok, I wouldn't. But RedSpider might want to give it a thought

There's girls round here that'ld do it for a bag of chips. unfortunately, i do not have any bags of chips

But I have LOTS of eggs

My money ISN'T on redspider 'cuming' any time soon so I think the answer is very clear!

:-)

Who the bloody hell are you to question my eggy sexual prowess?

[jcgrumbles]

Go to johnboys doctor,he will stick his fingers up your arse to take your mind off your knob..