EMBARASSING MOMENTS [ADULT]

[shady77]

I thought we might start a thread telling our most embarrassing sexual moments....
i'll start.

I was shagging a married woman a couple of years ago and popped round for a bit one morning when hubby was at work(he worked at the same place as me)
Anyway, gets round there and we talked for a bit before going upstairs.
I need a shite bad, so i went to the lav and done me business, hurriedly wiping as my excitement grew.
went up, done the bizzo and as we were getting dressed, she noticed a long brown streak on her sheet...
I hadn't wiped properly and id left shite in her bed.....

[aftermath]

I thought we might start a thread telling our most embarrassing sexual moments....
i'll start.

I was shagging a married a couple of years ago .

So you admit to swing both ways then ? Is that the embarrasment. ?

[shady77]

eeeek!! edit!

[Montebox]

When I was younger, I listened to music with my headphones on. On one occasion when listening to some seductive music, I closed my eyes and had a w**k. When I finished I looked to the bedside cabinet for some tissue, only to see a hot cop of coffee that was not there before..

Try facing your parents after that!

[Neil]

I hadn't wiped properly and id left shite in her bed.....

are you sure you were not just shite in her bed

[lfc4life]

When I was younger, I listened to music with my headphones on. On one occasion when listening to some seductive music, I closed my eyes and had a w**k. When I finished I looked to the bedside cabinet for some tissue, only to see a hot cop of coffee that was not there before..

Try facing your parents after that!

you should have locked the door first

[BobbyX]

[QUOTE=Montebox;134184]When I was younger, I listened to music with my headphones on. On one occasion when listening to some seductive music, I closed my eyes and had a w**k. When I finished I looked to the bedside cabinet for some tissue, only to see a hot cop of coffee that was not there before..

Try facing your parents after that![/QUOTE

masturbating to music? whatever floats your boat.
plus, cup of coffee....BONUS!

[lfc4life]

bobby

[BobbyX]

several years back i put my hands down a girls pants in an attempt to finger her thus instigating a prelude to rumpity pumpity. as i began my fingering i discovered that she was on her rag week and touched her tampon.
common decency would dictate that she might mention this. but no. disgusting whoredog

[lfc4life]

i take it, you never went bak to her then?

[BobbyX]

i take it, you never went bak to her then?

doubt she would have had me after the things i said. double standards you see. if i hadnt of poured scorn on her she'd [probably welcome me back despite what she did to me

[lfc4life]

left you emotionally scared then ????

[BRASS EAGLE]

Thats **** all try getting caught with your sisters knickers stuck up your nose when your doing it. thats what happened to my mate ,he wiz hidding in the dirty laundry basket in the bathroom, the house is full of his relatives all staying there and he was 11 years old at the time (Eye eleven and it was not his first wa..k either,they girls all had baths at certain times and when big Agnes went in he had positioned him self in the basket with a hole in the front of it through the wicker, She herd the moaning coming from the basket and ran out screaming, all his relatives came running in and kicked the basket over and there he was c.ck in hand in full flight,what he thought was his sisters panties was in fact his big brothers (well it would be hard to see in the dark) my self personaly would have known by the sent ( LOL) any way you know what he said,,,, wait for it................................................ ..



F++k of yous perverts its MY Wa..k il'l do it whare ever i want, The check of it

[C64]

FFS, u lot are all sleazeballs

Worst thing that happened to me was losing my virginity to a woman with a really disgusting smelling fanny. It was my 1st time and I thought to myself "Am I supposed to enjoy that smell, maybe I'm gay?"

[Beamerj]

When I was younger, I listened to music with my headphones on. On one occasion when listening to some seductive music, I closed my eyes and had a w**k. When I finished I looked to the bedside cabinet for some tissue, only to see a hot cop of coffee that was not there before..

Try facing your parents after that!

funny as ~~~~ that m8