I was about 13 and sleeping at my grandma's. Woke up in the morning with a right hard on so like any 13 year old decided to knock one out. I was fair pulling the head off it when my granny walked in, i thought by the looks on her face she was gonna have a heart attack. I stopped upstairs for a good hour not daring to go downstairs, i eventually snook out the back door without saying owt.
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