Bad Joke

[treknology]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell
them his results after the examination.

'First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous
smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.

'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand
pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of
alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile.'

'And what of the third body?' asked the
Inspector.

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most
unusual one. Paddy from Belfast , 30, struck by
lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the
Inspector.

'Thought he was having his picture taken.'

[yamar1]

bad,, but funny!

[zaphodbb]

fantastic pissed myself

[gmb45]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell
them his results after the examination.

'First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous
smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.

'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand
pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of
alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile.'

'And what of the third body?' asked the
Inspector.

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most
unusual one. Paddy from Belfast , 30, struck by
lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the
Inspector.

'Thought he was having his picture taken.'

good one