A mate who lives near Oxford rang me up this morning.
"Whitney's dead!" he exclaimed.
"Move somewhere more exciting then," I replied.
"Whitney's dead!" he exclaimed.
"Move somewhere more exciting then," I replied.
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Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?
About 204 days.Comment
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?
If you get a move on, Whitney is still warmComment
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2012 has brought about the death of one of the finest, symbolic women of our generation. She was the backbone of her industry and those that performed alongside her were inspired by her undoubted talent. Since the 1980s she has had an overiding presence and will be missed by everyone.
RIP Pat Butcher.Comment
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In a failed attempt to help whitney houston before she died, not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix her crack problem.Comment
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Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
It's called WiiHab.Comment
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Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a Rover 25?
At least my car can hit 50.My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
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Kevin Costner should be fired!!!My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
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Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath.Comment
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The cause of Whitney Houston's death is not clear - as everyone knows, crack is white.My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
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i blame costner... what sort of 5hit bodyguard is he?!?Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range
Hooray For Tits & FanniesComment
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Whats black six inches long and wont be sucked anymore?
Whitneys crack pipe...................I know you believe you understand what you think i said
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I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpicComment
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Knock knock.......
Knock knock.......
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....
Hurry up Whitney, I need a shit.Comment
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