wife and prostitute

[paulthecarper]

whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute
ones on contract the other is pay as you go

[zaphodbb]

very good, trouble is the contract service can be a bit hit and miss

[melloned]

Far cheaper on contract than pay as you go Mate! , nice one !

[Mjolinor]

But more strings, minimum term, incomprehensible rules, bolox to pay if you break it.