Wife Jokes !

[charlieanna]

"I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single?"...

[billy2]

Ouch!!

This is a video of an act from 1944 - a sister act called
the Ross Sisters. song they sing is about 45 seconds long (nothing...

[hoggy952]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,



"I never want to live in a vegetative...

[shuffs]

My wife's so fat, when she fell down downstairs i thought
Eastenders was starting!

[ITS A SCAM !]

As the title suggests i am after a EPG to put on the wifes DM500s...Its only being used for Sly Uk, and its connected to my server..She is doing my bloody...

[bazzw6]

doctors have discovered new evidance that eating some foods may have a direct effect on your wellbeing going unoticed for many years after it is consumed....

[Maddog]

The Boat and the Wife.

They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat...

[Maddog]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him
...

[jester707]

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday, she said she would like something that goes from 0 to 60 in a few seconds. so i bought her a set...

[jester707]

wife walks into the bedroom and says to husband...tonight, i'm going to make you the happiest man alive.
husband says...dont be daft, who's going...

[Mr Pumpy]

My wife came home today crying her eyes out and asked me to console her.
So i twatted her with my xbox.

[paulthecarper]

whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute
ones on contract the other is pay as you go

[treknology]

Hi Guys,
I have just purchased a DM600 and installed an image and cam. All works well with my subscription card with the yellow house on it....

[mickyboy]

what not to get the wife for christmas,, after a hard year changing nappies this is a no no





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[yorkslad]

wife's christmas present, im get my wife a wooden leg for christmas,
is not her main present, its just a stocking filler.