if this has been told b4 sorry:
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a
> concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,'
> St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of
> goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance
> Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
>
> 'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam
> consist of?'
>
> 'Just three questions' said St Peter.
>
> 'Which are?' asked the blonde.
>
> 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week
> start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds
> are there in a year?' The third is 'What was the name of the
> swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
>
> 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those
> questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to
> have those answers for me.'
>
> So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some
> considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
>
> The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and
> asked if she had considered the questions, to which she
> replied, 'I have.'
>
> 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start
> with the letter T?'
>
> The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
>
> St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that
> indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
>
> 'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the
> three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
>
> The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
>
> 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at
> that figure?'
>
> 'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the
> second of February, right through to the second of December,
> giving a total of twelve seconds.'
>
> St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to
> consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And
> he walked away shaking his head.
>
> A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll
> allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and
> final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
> Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in
> Waltzing Matilda?'
>
> The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'
>
> 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
>
> 'It's Andy.'
>
> 'Andy??'
>
> 'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
>
> This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and
> that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand
> the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked
> 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
>
> 'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited
> til his billy boiled.'
>
> And the blonde entered Heaven...
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a
> concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,'
> St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of
> goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance
> Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
>
> 'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam
> consist of?'
>
> 'Just three questions' said St Peter.
>
> 'Which are?' asked the blonde.
>
> 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week
> start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds
> are there in a year?' The third is 'What was the name of the
> swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
>
> 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those
> questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to
> have those answers for me.'
>
> So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some
> considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
>
> The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and
> asked if she had considered the questions, to which she
> replied, 'I have.'
>
> 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start
> with the letter T?'
>
> The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
>
> St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that
> indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
>
> 'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the
> three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
>
> The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
>
> 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at
> that figure?'
>
> 'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the
> second of February, right through to the second of December,
> giving a total of twelve seconds.'
>
> St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to
> consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And
> he walked away shaking his head.
>
> A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll
> allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and
> final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
> Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in
> Waltzing Matilda?'
>
> The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'
>
> 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
>
> 'It's Andy.'
>
> 'Andy??'
>
> 'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
>
> This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and
> that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand
> the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked
> 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
>
> 'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited
> til his billy boiled.'
>
> And the blonde entered Heaven...
