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  • Maddog
    Top Poster
    • Nov 2008
    • 150

    #1

    18yr old girl

    An 18 year old girl tells her mum she has missed her periods for 2 months,
    Very worried the mother goes to the chemist and buts a pregnancy kit.
    The test results show that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying the mother says " who was the pig that did this 2 you? i want to know".
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call, half an hour later a ferrari stops in front of the house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl.
    Good morning he says your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but i will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally if a girl is born i will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account,
    if a boy is born my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins they will each receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.
    However if there is a miscarriage i am not sure what to do, what would ou suggest?
    at this point the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him
    "You shag her again"
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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Good one m8y

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • jasbo7
      V.I.P. Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 1432

      #3
      good ending m8

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      • andy4
        V.I.P. Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 1125

        #4
        good 1 maddog
        WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
        DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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        • Terryox
          Newbie
          • Mar 2009
          • 1

          #5
          Wooooow xD

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          • crillin
            Newbie
            • Mar 2009
            • 3

            #6
            Good one hA hA

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            • melloned
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2008
              • 1215

              #7
              He could shag me if he was leaving me that lot ! Nice one m8 !!

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              • crashtestmac
                Newbie
                • Apr 2008
                • 15

                #8
                Very good mate....

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                • erictheviking
                  Newbie
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 4

                  #9
                  That's a good one, well done Maddog.

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                  • m0z1.thebear
                    Newbie
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Sweet. :-)

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                    • sandiemag
                      DK Veteran
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 166

                      #11
                      Niceone Maddog, soo funny
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