An 18 year old girl tells her mum she has missed her periods for 2 months,
Very worried the mother goes to the chemist and buts a pregnancy kit.
The test results show that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the mother says " who was the pig that did this 2 you? i want to know".
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call, half an hour later a ferrari stops in front of the house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl.
Good morning he says your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but i will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally if a girl is born i will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account,
if a boy is born my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account.
If twins they will each receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.
However if there is a miscarriage i am not sure what to do, what would ou suggest?
at this point the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him
"You shag her again"
Very worried the mother goes to the chemist and buts a pregnancy kit.
The test results show that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the mother says " who was the pig that did this 2 you? i want to know".
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call, half an hour later a ferrari stops in front of the house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl.
Good morning he says your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but i will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally if a girl is born i will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account,
if a boy is born my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account.
If twins they will each receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.
However if there is a miscarriage i am not sure what to do, what would ou suggest?
at this point the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him
"You shag her again"
Good one m8y
He could shag me if he was leaving me that lot ! Nice one m8 !! 
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