man & wife

[jester707]

wife walks into the bedroom and says to husband...tonight, i'm going to make you the happiest man alive.
husband says...dont be daft, who's going to help you pack your bags at this time of night !

[andy4]

you been in my bedroom jester

[Maddog]

ha if only it was so easy eh

[melloned]

Her moving into the spare room would be a step in the right direction , she snores like a hammer drill !