A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus and
stopped inches from a shop window. For a second all was quiet, then the
driver said, ?Look mate, don?t ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me?. The passenger apologised and said he didn?t
realise what a little tap on the shoulder would do. The driver replied,
?Sorry, it?s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab
driver, I?ve been driving a hearse for the last 20 years?.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus and
stopped inches from a shop window. For a second all was quiet, then the
driver said, ?Look mate, don?t ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me?. The passenger apologised and said he didn?t
realise what a little tap on the shoulder would do. The driver replied,
?Sorry, it?s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab
driver, I?ve been driving a hearse for the last 20 years?.
