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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    Crimes against Humanity

    If you could add to the list of crimes against humanity, what crime would you add?

    I would add talking through a film to the list. Hate pausing it, listening to what they say, and then rewinding a bit to make doubly sure i havent missed anything.

    Id also add tools who brake at roundabouts with clear visibilty so they can bassad see nothings coming
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #2
    giving a bird the power of speech in the first place.

    fuds who buy a 4x4 and only use it to pick kids up from school, then when we get bad weather cant handle the ~~~~er
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    • togznstyle
      Top Poster
      • Dec 2012
      • 166

      #3
      So ****s that drive in the dark or fog with no lights on ffs gets on my tits
      Never eat yellow snow

      Don't forget to thank me

      TOGZ

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      • Cod3waX
        Banned
        • Mar 2011
        • 1011

        #4
        Originally posted by Shady
        If you could add to the list of crimes against humanity, what crime would you add?

        I would add talking through a film to the list. Hate pausing it, listening to what they say, and then rewinding a bit to make doubly sure i havent missed anything.

        Id also add tools who brake at roundabouts with clear visibilty so they can bassad see nothings coming
        ppl not giving indication on the roundabout or idiots that indicate right then left to go straight IDiOTS!!!

        driving 10 mph under the speed limit

        buses that dont have pull in stops that cause a backup of traffic

        having to pay to use the toilet in a bus station

        the price of fuel and fags going up every 6 months

        having to pay to park on the road, toll roads and bridges when we all pay road tax anyway

        housing planners allowed to cram in as many houses as possible on a site making narrow streets and only building enough parking space for 1 car per house

        recycling collection ppl that dont take anything out ur box if they see something that should not be in there & also wont pick up any recycling that has ended up on the floor or gutter

        not being able to claim back traveling expenses unless ur self employed
        Last edited by gmb45; 23 January, 2013, 08:30.

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        • lagerland
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #5
          [QUOTE=togznstyle;1845954]So ****s that drive in the dark or fog with no lights on ffs gets on my tits [/QUOT

          And the dicks who drive about in bright sun light with them on...............

          Buy a volvo................
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #6
            People who pull out of a side road making you brake to then parooze 20 mph slower than you was going..

            I hate these fuds..
            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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            • Kalipo
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2008
              • 1687

              #7
              [quote=lagerland;1846116]
              Originally posted by togznstyle
              So ****s that drive in the dark or fog with no lights on ffs gets on my tits [/QUOT

              And the dicks who drive about in bright sun light with them on...............

              Buy a volvo................
              Ha,

              I have a 62 plate transit.. i have no option but to have my headlights on.. they dont turn off.. perm on whilst key is in ignition.. i can change to sidelight but whats the point...
              ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

              Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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              • Johnner
                Admin Assistant
                • Jun 2010
                • 7069

                #8
                Posting the bloody newspapers on here everyday. I'm seriously losing the will to live here.





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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Johnner
                  Super Jumbe





                  fixed it for you
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                  • lagerland
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6031

                    #10
                    [quote=Kalipo;1846435]
                    Originally posted by lagerland

                    Ha,

                    I have a 62 plate transit.. i have no option but to have my headlights on.. they dont turn off.. perm on whilst key is in ignition.. i can change to sidelight but whats the point...
                    Ive got a hammer if that will help.................
                    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                    • firestorm
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1550

                      #11
                      Censorship is a big crime against humanity.

                      Last edited by firestorm; 23 January, 2013, 14:02.
                      If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine

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                      • RedSpider
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2448

                        #12
                        Giving a small child a recorder in an effort to get them to learn how to play an instrument is a crime.

                        not only because there is no joy to be gained from playing a recorder but also beause all a child will do with a recorder is blow repeatedly into it as hard as they can.

                        And the big problem with that is that you're not allowed to hit kids as hard as you used to.

                        This applies to all whistley objects, not just recorders.
                        Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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                        • togznstyle
                          Top Poster
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 166

                          #13
                          guys leaving the toilet seats up too pmsl
                          Never eat yellow snow

                          Don't forget to thank me

                          TOGZ

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                          • Shady
                            Shite Link King
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 6404

                            #14
                            women leaving it down
                            Fave replies from various threads

                            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #15
                              women leaving a drip of blood on the seat after changing their chosen sanitary item
                              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



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