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  • togznstyle
    Top Poster
    • Dec 2012
    • 166

    #16
    Originally posted by Shady
    women leaving it down
    i leave it half and half
    Never eat yellow snow

    Don't forget to thank me

    TOGZ

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    • togznstyle
      Top Poster
      • Dec 2012
      • 166

      #17
      Originally posted by RedSpider
      women leaving a drip of blood on the seat after changing their chosen sanitary item
      in 12 weeks ill not be doing that again
      Never eat yellow snow

      Don't forget to thank me

      TOGZ

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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #18
        also.... people (usually women) leaving a teaspoon on the side after making a cup of tea.

        PUT IT IN THE F*****G SINK!
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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448

          #19
          Originally posted by togznstyle
          in 12 weeks ill not be doing that again

          erm..... thanks..... menopause?
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          • togznstyle
            Top Poster
            • Dec 2012
            • 166

            #20
            Originally posted by RedSpider
            also.... people (usually women) leaving a teaspoon on the side after making a cup of tea.

            PUT IT IN THE F*****G SINK!

            not me i have a spoon holder but my hubby does drives me ~~~ing nuts
            Never eat yellow snow

            Don't forget to thank me

            TOGZ

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            • Shady
              Shite Link King
              • Dec 2010
              • 6404

              #21
              good point red.. to expand on that.. periods full stop (theres a grammatical joke in there ).. women can **** off with their mards when theyre on, taking it out on us.. like its our bastard fault that you cant control your own bodies.. check me out.. i dont want to bleed.. so im not.. see? easy.


              AND

              womens sizes.. whats the problem with using proper measurements ffs?
              "im a size 14" so you buy her a dress or whatever.. size 14.. it doesnt fit.. "it must be a small 14, im a big 14" what? a ****ing 15? but there IS NO 15.. theres small 14, 14, and big 14, no 13 or 15.. stupid women.. heres a tip.. measure your body using inches.. we do.. its easy.. and i KNOW its easy for women, because ive seen size guides that equate inches to stupid sizes..
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              1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
              2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
              3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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              • togznstyle
                Top Poster
                • Dec 2012
                • 166

                #22
                Originally posted by RedSpider
                erm..... thanks..... menopause?

                no cancer precaution hysterectomy
                Never eat yellow snow

                Don't forget to thank me

                TOGZ

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                • RedSpider
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2448

                  #23
                  And the whole "I've got nothing to wear" routine.

                  Here's a thought.... PUT YOUR F*****G CLOTHES ON! That's what I did! I swear to god I'm not taking you anywhere again!
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                  • togznstyle
                    Top Poster
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 166

                    #24
                    Originally posted by RedSpider
                    And the whole "I've got nothing to wear" routine.

                    Here's a thought.... PUT YOUR F*****G CLOTHES ON! That's what I did! I swear to god I'm not taking you anywhere again!

                    am defo not like that in fact its the other way round

                    woman asking does my bum look big in this eh take a look in the mirror its not hard FFS ( not got that problem )
                    Never eat yellow snow

                    Don't forget to thank me

                    TOGZ

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                    • Shady
                      Shite Link King
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 6404

                      #25
                      you know what? women in general are crimes against humanity.. for instance.. theyre in a mard, you KNOW theyre in a mard.. so you ask them whats up
                      "nothing"
                      then hours later they tell you something WAS up and proceed to give you a lecture on not caring enough to find out what it was.. but yet when you bring up the fact that they lied about something being up in the first place.. youre the bad guy
                      Fave replies from various threads

                      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                      • RedSpider
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2448

                        #26
                        Does this dress make me look fat?

                        No. You ARE fat. The dress is innocent
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                        • RedSpider
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2448

                          #27
                          Yeah. Women are d**ks.
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                          • togznstyle
                            Top Poster
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 166

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Shady
                            you know what? women in general are crimes against humanity.. for instance.. theyre in a mard, you KNOW theyre in a mard.. so you ask them whats up
                            "nothing"
                            then hours later they tell you something WAS up and proceed to give you a lecture on not caring enough to find out what it was.. but yet when you bring up the fact that they lied about something being up in the first place.. youre the bad guy

                            my hubby does that takes his work home with him says ~~~ all then i as whats up an hour later starts then its all my fault wtf i left that company 4 years ago how can it be my fault :/
                            Never eat yellow snow

                            Don't forget to thank me

                            TOGZ

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                            • togznstyle
                              Top Poster
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 166

                              #29
                              Originally posted by RedSpider
                              Yeah. Women are d**ks.

                              not me red
                              Never eat yellow snow

                              Don't forget to thank me

                              TOGZ

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                              • RedSpider
                                DK Veteran
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 2448

                                #30
                                is your hubby a woman? cuz you're painting him to be a bit of a b**ch
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