My Wife

hoggy952

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My Wife

14 March, 2010, 18:17

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

She's such a ****.....
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Bulld0g

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14 March, 2010, 18:21

Good one m8

THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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ianmac

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#3

14 March, 2010, 19:12

HA! Ha! Act of kindness...
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coolgran

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#4

14 March, 2010, 19:31

I LIKE IT - SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME !!
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hoggy952

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#5

14 March, 2010, 20:13

Originally posted by coolgran

I LIKE IT - SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME !!

sorry but one of you is enough
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