Irish Joke

[hoggy952]

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19 Irishmen go to the movies. The ticket lady asks them "Why so many of you?". Paddy replies "The film said over 18 only!"

[ianmac]

Ha! Ha! Can you imagine if it was an over 70's pensioners ball

[patkins]

Ha! Ha! Can you imagine if it was an over 70's pensioners ball

Yes. Then me and the other 70 old foggies I know would go.

[jasbo7]

Irish News Flash

23 people have been found stuck to the ceiling of a train in Dublin....

Irish Muslims are thought to be the responsible for the setting of the first ever '' no more nails '' bomb

[chucklor]

Scientists have recently discovered a skeleton behind a cupboard, around the skeletons neck was a medallion and written on the medallion was "Irish hide and seek champion 1965".......chuck

[chucklor]

Two irish men are in a plane, Paddy says to Murphy, "If we go upside down will we fall out," Murphy replies "No we will still be friends".

[chucklor]

A Irish wolfhound is sat on a mat chewing a bone, he gets up and his back leg drops off.